Is DOST ki Har Khata Ko Maaf Kr Dena
Har Gile Hr Shikve Ko Dil Se Saaf Kr Dena
Akele Na Sehna Koi B Taklef
Dukh Ho Ya Sukh Half-Half Kr Lena..

Nighaön me tum humkö bsa lö,
Dil ke pass tum humkö hi bitha lö,
Pyar itna krò ki hum bhòòl jaaye sbkö,
Tum hamari wafa ki tasveer hi aapne dil mein bna lö,........best love jokes for girlfriend

Dost white color jaise hote h.
white m koi b color mix kro to naya color ban skta h,
par Duniya k sare color mix kar k b white color nhi bnaya ja skta...

Laila rò ró kar Majnu se kah rahi H funny love jokes 2015
Laila rò ró kar majnu se kah rahi H
hath chör kamine meri naak bah rahi hai

Har din ye dil akela hota hai,
Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai,
Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai,
Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai…......................best friendship jokes in hindi

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tring … tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon…
apke jokes nhe aa rahe!
jokes karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga

Raat bhar yad koi aata he,
waqt mera aksar aise hi guzar jata he,
kushi or gum dono me nazar aata he,
qki ye pagal dil, kisiko bahut chahta he...................top 10 best love jokes 2015

Kisi ko dil ka deewana pasand hai best love jokes hindi 2015
kisi ko dil ka nazrana pasand hai
auron ki pasand to hume pata nahi
hume to apka muskurana pasand hai.

Pyar ka nasha kaisa hai yaaro.. best love msgs
Jab hota hai pata nahi chalta..
Kambkt dil bhi kaisa hai..
Ki unke hi khayalo mai hai khoya-khoya rahta...

Yè wada Hai Humará best love quotes in hindi
Ná Chhodenge Kabhi Sááth Tumhará.
Jó Gaye Tum Hume Bhòól Kar,
Lè Aayenge Pakad Kar Hááth Tumhará.

Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge, best hindi love jokes
Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,
Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,
Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge..

pyar me tere hum kuchh is kadar kho gye hain,
Jmane se bekhabr hum tere dil me so gye hain,
Mat uthana hume ab apne dil ki god se,
hum sada k liye ab tmhare ho gye hain........love msgs

Mukam wó chahiye ki jis din bhi hààru,
Us din jeetne wàle se jyada mere chàrche hó

Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai
par zindagi kisi ki mahboob nahi banti
tamanna lekar jeete hai sab log magar
har tamanna taqdeer nahi banti

Achhe Rishte Ke Liye Kisi Vade Ya Shart Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti,

Iske Liye Sirf 2 Insano Ki Zarurat Hoti Hai,
Ek aapki Tarah Sacha
aur Ek Meri Tarah acchha.

Zindagi Bahut Kuch Sikhati Hai,
Kabhi Hasati Kabhi Rulati Hai,
Par Jo Har Haal Me Khush Rehte Hai,
Zindgi Unke Aage Sar Jhukaati Hai...

Agar Dekhna Chaho Ki Aap kitne "Ameer" Ho To

Doulat Ko Mat Ginna,Apni Aankho Se "Aansu" Girana

Or Dekhna Ki Kitne "Haath" inko Sametne Ke Liye Aage Badhte Hain.

Kisi K Dil Pe Kya Guzri Koi Anjan Kya Jane,
Pyar Kise Khte Hai Wo Nadan Kya Jane.
Hawa K Sath Uda Le Gya Ghar Parindo Ka,
Kaise Bne The Ghosle Ye Tufan Kya Jane.

TALAAB MEIN PATTHAR NA PHEKO,
USKA PAANI KOI PEETA HOGA,
ZINDAGI JEENA HO TO HASKAR JIYO,
KYA PATA TUMHARI MUSKURAHAT DEKH KAR KOI JEETA HOGA.

Rishte to sabhi anmol hote he,
par ise ahmiyat kuch aache log dete he,
DIL to sabhi ko deta hai khuda,
par isme jagah kuch khas log lete hai..

sadness of a student
Bada mushkil hai School ki
Teacher se pyar karna
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Love letter beja tha home work
samaj ke check kar dia

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka Laga
jab maine Mandir me 1 ladke ko cigrate pite dekha,
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ghor kalyug,
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u cant belive mere to hath se Daru ki botal he gir gayi..:

Ek wqt tha k duniya k sare log apne kaamkaaj chod k mere Sms Jokespadhte
the...
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I < ! Are wah,
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AAJ BHI MERA WAHI RUTBA HAI.

Aapki Dosti Ko
Hum Yuhi Nibhaynge
Aap Roz Khafa
Hona Hum Roz
Manaynge
Par Maan Jana
Manane Se
Warna
Raat Ko Bori Me
Bharke
Kahi Dur Fek
Aayenge.

Rajnikant ka 1 rupya balcony se gir gya.
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Rajnikant niche pahuncha to rupya nahi mila!
kyo?
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kyuki Rajnikant
1 rupye se pehle niche pahunch gaya..

Santa Poori Zindagi,
Sochta Raha,
Sochta Raha,
Sochta Raha,
Aur
Sochte-Sochte Mar Gaya,
Ke Agar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To Mere 2 Kyun Hai?

Aaj ka Suvichar-
Mooli Paratha aur kala namak khake sone se rajai jaldi garm ho jati hai.......

Best line:
baat itni madhur rakho ki kabhi wapis leni pade to khud ko kadvi na lage.

Wóò kaya sahegi Pyår ke Dård ko kal activa se giri thi avi tååk Róò rahi h

This jokes is just 4 intelligent people

1 bache ne santa ki shop se Rs.45
ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me
5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya or
kaha Ye lo 50Rs.. or 5 Rs. Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne
socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or
uska 0 pencil se kat diya bola ye
le 5 Rs.

Löng Hai Manzil, Very Fär Hai Kinara; funny shayari in hindi
Fir Why Nahi Aayä Today jokes Tumhara;
Förget Gäye Number or Näme HämaAra;
Ya Fir Yöu Found Sömeöne, Humse Bhi Pyara!

*Zindagi* Kabhi*
* Mushkil* To kabhi*
* Aasaan* Hoti hai.
*Kabhi "Uff* To kabhi*
* WAh" Hoti hai*
Na bhulna kabhi apani "Smile"
Kyon ki is se hi har Mushkil aasaan hoti Hai

gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, funny jokes
Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu
kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya
Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ?
Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai

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