I may nt always stay in touch, But I care 4 U very much.. new
I may nt prove 2 be D perfect, But I hope D relationship we share it never ends...

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

- Kahlil Gibran

friendship is a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only u & me can feel it...

Student's lyf :--
WHOLE YEAR :---
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DHINK CHIKA DHINK CHIKA
Last 2 days before exam :--
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KHUDA TERI CHOKHAT PE,
BHIKHARI BAN KE AYA Hoon.

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Sabke chehre me wo bat nahi hoti.
Thode se andhere se rat nahi hoti.
Zindgi me kuch log bahut pyare hote hai.
Kya kare unhi se hamari mulakat nahi hoti.

We nvr knw y v lyk sm1 mor than others, Y we respect sm1 more widout reason,
Y v feel hapy wid their presence Coz Sum relations hv no explanation.!

Romantic jokes for your Girlfriend -
meeting u was d sweetest thing dat ever could be...
It was a fantasy or a dream come true..it was d day I met u...
n I promise I'll never let u go..

Anna ka ye nara hai "JAN LOK PAL BILL" lana hai.
AAG ye tab tak nahi bujhegi jab tak sarkar nahi sunegi.

Write in your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dare to be remarkable. - Jane Gentry

If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.

- Les Giblin

It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not.

- James Gordon

Friends are the sunshine of life.

- John Hay

Tanhaiyo me muskurana ishq hai,
ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,
yu to nind nahi aati hume rat bhar,
magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai.

Tere Saath Ke Liye Hazaro Tanhaiya Kurban.Teri Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Hazaro Tasveere Kurban.Tu Saath Ho Aur Kya Chahiya. Teri Ek Hasi Ke Liye Meri Har Khushi Kurban...!!

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Ladkey K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.
Sms JokesBhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge

Mila nahi koi dilbar aisa.., Jo hamse dill lagaataa...! Hum to hai diljale our yu hi koi dill nahi jalaata..!

Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti,har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti,muskan bnaye rakho to duniya hai sath, aansuon ko to aankhon me bhi panah nahi milti.

Shivji= mera Trishul kha h..?
Parvatiji= wo to Ganesha le gya h.
Shivji= kyu?Parvatiji= are kuch nhi,wo apni grlfrnd k sath Maggi khane gya hai.!!!

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Dosti kisi ki riyasat nhi hoti, Mout kisi ki Amant nhi hoti, hmari Adalat me kdm zra soch smjhkr rkhna, yha dosti todne wale ki jmant nhi hoti..new

Sorry Kuch Din BEST Sms JokesNahi kar Saka,
Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi
1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,
Maine Nahi Mara usko,
Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,
Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class
She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl: Y ?
Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath main mobile hai?

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College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai.

Why is a LECTURER greater as compared to a MOTHER?
BECAUSE a mother can put only 1 child to sleep but a lecturercan put whole class to sleep

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Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,
health,
good nature, kind heart, smart luk,
style.
Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"

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Jao Gaumata,
jo
jo mujhe msg nahi karte unke mobile par "gobar" kar aao.
GAU MATA KI JAY...

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lover ke liye maa-baap se jhoot bolte hai. pr lover se kyu nahi....lover se sadi ke liye parents ko 6od sakte hai. parents ke liye lover ko kyu nahi.....lover se puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi pr kya parents se kabhi pucha hai....lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadat 6ut jati hai pr papa ke bar bar kahne pr nahi 6udti. Respect your parents. new

One day Ravan went to a disco.
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .
kyun?
kyun?
bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head

Boy 2 girl...dekho jaan...mana ki hum do mahine bad mil rahe H..
Bhot pyar bhi umad raha H
Tum Jo chaho kah lo.
Magar apne haath
Mere gaalo par Se hataa lo
.
kyuki.
.
Bhaad me gayi mohabbat tumhare haath bhot thande H





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