Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
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Reporter:
Get Idea!!!&
Change ur wife...

A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG -
Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon Hai.

6 brds wr siting on a tree...
A hunter saw dat nd shot over tree.

5 brds flew away..
But 1brd ws siitng..

Y?


bas..
Nakhre.!

Santa dialled a phone no.
A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..'
Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)

Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao

Pappu hr station utar k
usse agle station ka ticket kharid rha tha
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kyu?
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Qki doctor ne use
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lamba safar
karne k liye mana kia tha.

Arz kiya h...
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi
wah-wah
Koi Ladka Hme Thukra De To Gum Nhi.
Are Duub mre wo..kamina Jiski Kismat Me Hum Nhi...

Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.
1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.
GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?
Man-Hai.
GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'

Wats d moral of these films-
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa &
Titanic?
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Moral- Jo ladki k chakkar me pda wo kutte ki maut mra.

Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…

tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
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"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"

Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti he

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
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Boy-OK.
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On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..




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