4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz...
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandise tod denge
Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai
Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
.
.
.
5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....

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