DOCTOR-
AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu
Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha
Batao kese?
Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho
Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob, jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend khallas ;)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI
Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL
l
l
Badnami ki wajah se munni ne khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam
Dad (caught his son watchng ‘Sheela ki jawani song’)
– “Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan hi rahegi !
Line marne k bahut tarike h
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye h
1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se
Sbko apne jesa mt smjo
kuch log sharif b hote h meri tarah
TV Serial Shayri-
1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai,
1 Kutta Roz 1 Ladki Ko Milne Jata Hai
Ab aap Sab Hi Batao
‘YEH RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI
1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kr krenge.
Limit of caring..
1 cheeti hathi k upar bethi thi ki
ekdum se 1 najuk sa pull aya to cheeti boli..
‘Janu cross kar loge ya main utru’..?
Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye Ki
Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi
Ek ladke ne ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya:-Teri smile me
kya chamk hai,
teri smile me kya chamk hai,
wo muskura kar boli-
.
veere MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI.
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Basanti-Xcuse me mr. who the hel do u think u are to order me like this?
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with so obnoxious smell coming from body.
U keep your mouth shut nonsense. Hey Gabbar, play the dj yaar.
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