1 ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
lafz tere geet mere, gazal koi sunau kya ?
Ladki-Haath mere gaal tere, kaan k niche bajau kya ?

Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Huyi Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ka:
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath...............funny love jokes in hindi

Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai, funny love jokes joke
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lekin kambhakth ye tera chashma beech mein aa jaata hai

Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye,
ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye.
Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur
ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye.....funny love jokes

Boy: bus aur ladki ek jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 5 chale aate hain.

Auto driver ki seat ke piche bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye- very funny jokes
Duniya me sab kuch bikta hai
Izzat se baithe Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.

Santa -Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Ki$$ Kr Raha Tha
To Tumne Use Mana Q Nai Kiya?
Girl -Mai Use Mana Kaise Krti
Mujhe to BangaLi BoLni Hi Nai Aati.

Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?
Kyoki item means maal
Maal means paisa
Paisa means laxmi
Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai
"Rishta vahi soch nai"

Na Dil ko behlane ke liye,. . . . . { °>
Na ghar me sajane ke liye. . . . ./'''\
Bas aapki ek photo chahiye, . ./_/ /
Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke liye ! ..............funny love jokes in hindi

Har Love Story me Sister Brother ki help karti hai,
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Kyuki wo Janti Hai ki Pyar kya hota hai,
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And Har Love Story Me Brother Sister ko Danta hai,
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Kyu ki wo Janta Hai Ki Ladke kaise hote.

Very slim Girl - Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,
Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene
ki aas nahi.......funny valentine's day jokes

I Am Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl..!!!
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But Saala...
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Agar Wo Maan Gayi
To Kharcha Kaun Kare...funny msgs

Dhadkan DiL Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri HaLat Hoti Hai Yaro,
Jab
GF ki sister se date karte samay girlfriend aa jati hai.....................funny love jokes in hindi

A crazy lover boy say his GF
Ye mousam bana raha hai bahana
hamare pyar ko galat kahta zamana
aye mere sanam
mujhe lagata hai hame abhi saadi
kar ke padega HONEYMOON manana

Hame to bewafai ne luta wafa kaha dum tha
meri girlfriend chuti thi waha jaha money kam tha

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD




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