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Jb Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sb se pehley liya jayega. galti se bhi ab SMS na kr dena varna award hath se niqal jayega!!

sardar - rikshe wale se baba sahib gurudware jaoge
rikshewala- haan
sardar lo polythin mere liye langar se khana le ana

think world without girl
galiya sunsan, raste pareshan
college viran, tufan hi tufan
na janu na jaan hr taraf bas
Jai Hanuman......

Du u know "PYAR KAB HOTA HAI?"
I'll tell u:
Jab time kharab ho, ap par shani bhari ho or bhagwan maze lene k full mood mai ho tb pyar hota hai...

Jb Se tumhe jana hai,
Jb Se tumhe paya hai,
Hr dua me tera hi naam aya hai.
Thak k pucha Rab se
"YE KAISA NAMUNA BANAYA HAI!"

Hathi swimming pool me gira to sb chintiya bahar nikal gayi,Ek chinti hati k pith pr chad gayi
to dusri boli, "Duba Sale Ko Duba, Ladkio ko chedta hai..Sala!!!

Zindagi me agr kuch jaan-na ho, to apne dimag ki suno or dimag se bhi koi jawab na mile to ankhe band kr k socho
kya mere pass dimag hai??

Jani Jin tufanon mai logo k ashiyane ud jate hai,Un tufanon mai hum apne underwear sukhate hai

Tumhari yaad dil se jane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge

Arz kiya hai-
Hu mai doctor jaha,
Meri wife hai nurse waha.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.

Use pyar kr k meri kismat jag gyi,
wah wah!!
use pyar kr k meri kismat jag gyi,
maine itna love letter post kiye ki wo postman k sath bhag gyi.

nafrat na krna kabhi humse,hum seh nhi payenge. bas ek bar keh dena ki jarurat nhi hai apki,
kasam khuda ki

apko pitne ghar tak chale ayenge...

admi : baba koi aisa kam bataye jisme mujhe kuch na krna pade,paisa bhi mile aur logo ka kam apne ap hota rahe
baba: beta ek sulabh sochaly khol lo

sir-samunder mai nimbu ka ped ho to tm kaise todoge.
stud-boy chidiya bnkar.
sir-admi ko chidiya tera baap banaega?
stud-samunder mai ped kya tera baap lagyega.....

Lalu Bhains pr baith kr ja raha tha,
Traffic police:-Helmet kaha hai,
Lalu-Sasura Nichwa to dekh, e 2 wheeler nhi 4 wheelerwa hai..

Ek operation k baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab mai ap logo se mukt hun?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gaye, mai to chitrgupt hun..

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se Ilaaj...?
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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Papa dande se hi Aaram Aaya.

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