If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well.
Happy Valentine's day!

Adam and Eve started love;
Romeo and Juliet introduced it;
Devdas and Paro suffered due to it;
Laila and Majnu died for it;
So my dear friend, please beware of it as February 14 is very near.
Happy Valentine's day!...............funny valentines day jokes

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it. Happy Valentine's day!

Valentine's day is for couples. Singles have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy themselves.
Anyway, happy Valentine's day!...............................funny valentines day jokes for singles

I have been accepting applications from people wanting to be my Valentine.
Please avoid long queues at the 11th hour. Valentine's day will be here even before you realise it.
Happy Valentine's day!...............funny valentines day jokes

Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo sidha teri bhabi k dil pe lage .
Banta: Goli mar de........................funny valentines day jokes in hindi

Valentine's Day dilemma:
Jidhar Apna Crush Hai;
Saala, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai!

Valentine Valentine Karte Rahe;
Valentine Ke Din Ko Tarstae Rahe;
Iss Mohabbat Ka Din Aakar Chala Geya;
Hum Har Saal Ki Tarah Haath Malte Rahe!

Choti si zindagi, lamba sa rasta
Mera bhi koi valentine ban jaye, Khuda ka wasta

Issued in Public Interest by Wives:
On this Valentine's Day, resolve to save nature.
Avoid roses, gift only diamonds.
Happy Valentine's Day!.......................funny valentine day jokes in english

Ye ishq nahi aasan bas itna samajh lijiye
valentine manana hai aur shiv sena se bachna hai

Dear feb. . .
Ur only for couples..
So plz...
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Get lost FAST!!!

Santa's romantic Valentines poem for his wife, Jeeto:
Roses are Laal;
Violets are Nileh;
You've made the Daal;
Now wash the Patileh!

Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe suroor hai
Koi mange mera 'Number' to de dena
kyu ki

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valentines kreeb or Meri Shadi abi bhut door h..!!

Dear loyal customer,
Your kiss balance is very low. Please get somebody and recharge your balance now. Your balance of 2 free kisses expire on 14th February, 2015!




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