“Jis Taraf Dekhu Apka hi nam Likha Hai,
Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai,
Upar ‘Most Wanted,’ Neeche 5Lakh Ka inaam likha hai !
Wah..wah…

Arz hai..
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai..
Unhe chahna ek bhool hai..
Jo inki soch me gul hai..
Samjho uski COMPARTMENT k chances full hai.

Hum bhool jane wale Dost ko bahut buri saza dete h
Hm bhul jane wale Dosto ko bohat buri saza dete h
JUTe nai Marte bs
unhe MOje sungha dete hai

Aap Kare Na Kare Yaad Hum Ko
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Karenge
Mobile K Saath Dafnana
Network Milega Toh Kabar Se B Sms JokesBindaas Karenges

Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi
Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi
Nikah K 3 mahine hi gujre the,
Na jane Kis hisab se abba bana gayi..!

1 Din Woh Bewafa Aayi Thi Meri Qabar Par
Aur Diya Bhuja Kar Chali Gayi
Baki Bacha Tha TeL wo
Bhi Baalo Me Lagakar ChaLi Gayi.

Arz kia hai-

Insan insan ko das raha hai
Insan insan ko das raha hai
aur
Saanp paas beithkar has raha hai.

Arz kia hai
Tuhar daant moti ke samaan
tuhar daant moti ke samaan
aur
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

Likhe jo khat tujhe jo teri yaad mein
saare ke saare papa ne pad liye
sawera jab hua toh jute pad gaye
woh fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye.

Ek Waqt guzar jayega
Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo
Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega

DiL Ke Armaan Aansuo Me BAh Gaye
Hum Gali Me The Gali Me Reh Gaye
Light Chali Gayi Jo Baat Unse Kehni Thi
Unki Mummy Se Keh Gaye

Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,
Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Main tumhare liye doob ke marta,
Magar Mujhe zukham tha!

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya
Wah Wah
Aur
Uss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya




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