The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.
Santa: Take these 100 rupees.
Guard: Thank you, Sir!
Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?.............................hindi jokes latest 2014

19 srdars went 4 film 2gether
Sum1 askd dem
Y dey cam in such big grp of 19?
Dey repld film was only4above 18. Bolo tararara

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1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha
k bachey ki ankh khul gayi..
Bacha bola:
mera school bag b le ja kaminey
warna shor macha dunga...........................hindi jokes latest

Munna: kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
munna: kyun!
Circuit: bhai,
baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Bhakt:- baba mujhe aisa kaam baatao
ke mujhe kuch karna na padhe...
Log kare aur paise mujhe mile ...
Baba:- ja beta souchalay khol le...........................hindi jokes latest

American lifestyle:
daughter: sorry dad,
i got married yesterday.
Forgot to invite you.
Dad: you naughty girl!
It's ok but don't forget me next time!

Height of fashion!!
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A 3years old baby telling his mom: "mom,
pamper zara neechay baandhna, dashing look aata hai..!!"

"Hits of sardar" 2 sardar ja rahe the.
Raste me 1000 ka note mila.
1st sardar-chalo fifty fifty le lete he..
2nd sardar -baki 900 ka kya karege...

Santa to banta:-
"i am going"
ka kya matlab hota hai..?
Banta:- "main jaa raha hoon"..!
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Santa:- aise nahi jaane dunga,
pehle matlab bataa...!

Finally,
i told my parents that
i want a blackberry or an
apple
my mother said:
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"ghar mein mosambi hai, pehle woh kha"..........................hindi jokes latest jokes

Duniya k saare dard ek taraf
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Aur slow internet chalne ka dard ek taraf

Ek shaadi mein ek sardar
cycle ki break haath mein lekar naach raha tha...
Ek ne pucha-ye kya kar rahe ho sardar ji ?
Sardar- oye! Break dance.

Facebook status original hona chaiye..
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Copied to yeh wala bhi hai!

Boy during love - kyun na hum shadi kar le, fir hum roz love sove kar sakenge..!
Girl- mazdoor ho.......mazdoori karo.......
factory ka malik ban'ne ki koshish na karo.

When someone is flirting with u;
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Please cooperate….!!!

Machchar ka bchcha pehli bar uda,
Jab wapas aaya to father ne pucha,
kesa lga udke?
Machchar bola-bahut achcha,
Jidhar b gya log taliya bja rahe the.

Apki bato pe dil haru
wah!wah!
Apki surat pe jan waru
wah!wah!
Jis din nhi aata apka jokes
dil krta h apko patak-patak k maru
ab bolo wah wah!

Apne rup pr itna gurur na kro..
Ye sab do din ki hasti hai..
Tumhare chehre pr tab tak masti hai..
Jab tak fair & handsome sasti hai..

In college drama...
Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the..?
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Samba - Pata nahi sarkar
Mai to Basnti ko dekh raha tha..

Is duniya me 2 hi cheez aisi hai,
Jiski duniya diwani hai.
1st- Tajmahal
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2nd-aap.
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Ne mujhe to dekha hi hoga.

Karina or katrina dono hi gori h q?
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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata na?
Qki dono ke naam me"rin" aata h
rin de chamkane vali safedi

Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa, Shaadi Se Pahele Teraa Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na?
Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek 'Sher' Yaad Aa Gayaa!




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