Ishq me Dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, 
Humse Tuta hua Sisa dekha nahi jata,
Apne hisse k sare jokes aapko de du,
Mujse Aapka kangal INBOX dekha nahi jaja......hindi jokes collection..
Ithihas gawah hai ki
Savitri ne apne pati Satyavan ko
Yamraj se wapas chheen liya tha,
Moral:aadmi ko uski biwi se
Koi nahi bacha sakta,
Khud yamraj bhi nai.............husband wife funny jokes collection
Height of a 'Aata mhaji satakli' moment:
When u create a file named
'gwresfjtgatwpjd'and still you get a
message:..
'File name already exists'......bollywood funny jokes
Likhun Kuchh Aaj, Ye Waqt Ka Takaza Hai;
Mere Dil Me Dard, Abhi Taaza Hai;
Gir Padte Hai Ashq, Mere Kagaz Par;
Kalam Me Sayahi Kam Aur Aansoo Jyada Hein!
Ek ladka ladki restaurant me gaye.
Waiter- Kya loge?
Ladki- Sabziyoo wali moti roti...
Waiter- What?
Ladka- Gaon ki hai, PIZZA mang rahi hai.
Boy ask a Girl:
Vidai ke time ladki kyu roti hai..??
Girl: Agar tujhe pata chale ki
Ghar se dur le ja ke
Koi tujhe bartan manjvayega
To tu kya nachega.........very funny marriage jokes
Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,
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khaane k baad
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Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
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GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.
yaar jab tak single raho tab tak 1 b nahi milti...or jab 1 mil jaye...toh or b acchi acchi milti hain...aisa kyu hota hai?
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
Wah!wah!
Yu na kisi ke dil se khelo
Jab jokes nahin karna hai
To mobile bech ke radio lelo......hindi jokes collection..
ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.
Rakhi swnt in the train:
TC: Ticket ticket.
RAKHI : mera chehra hi ticket jaisa hai.
TC: Tab bhi tumhe jurmana lage ga..
RAKHI : KYU!???
TC: Q ki tum 1st class me baithi ho
Aur chehra 3rd class ka hai............bollywood funny jokes
Dr: Aapke pati ko Bahut Kamzori Hai,
Inhe Rozana Doodh pilaiye...
Lady: Roz pilati Hun Dr. Saab,
Lekin ye "Peete" Kam Aur
Maze Jyada karte Hein...
Wo Exam Mein Betha Dosto'n
K Muunh Hi Dekhta Reh Gaya
Faraz
Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna,
K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna.
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" I am Bodyguard.
Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye,
Jarurat ho to Phone kare.
Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe
Koi miss call na krna.......bollywood funny jokes
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain.
Aur kyo na ho.
Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi hai.
ye dunya chhoti hoti ja rahi hai.
Phle film ka kya mast nam hota tha
"Sher dil" Aur abhi ka
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"Makkhi"
Machhar ki shaadi makkhi se ho gayi.
Pahli raat hi machhar
Room k bahar baitha tha.
Uske doston ne poonchha ki kya huaa
Machhar bola:Abe teri bhaabhi
ALL OUT lga k soyi hai....funny marriage jokes
Kya aapko ladkiyan pasand hain?
Kya ladkiyon ki baate sunna
Aapko achha lagta hai???
Kya aap har samay ladkiyon se
Ghire rahna chaahte hain??
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To GOLGAPPE ka thela lga lo
Sahi rahega......hindi jokes collection..
Police:madam darvaja kholo
Aapke pati truck k neeche aa kar
Papad ban gaye hai.
Lady: to drwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai.
Niche se sarka do.........funny jokes husband wife
Santa k gao me me ek ndi me pul bn gya
Enginer-Acha ho gya na
Snta-Ha pehle dhup me ter k ndi par krte the
ab us ke neeche se chaw me par krenge
Thank you Enginer sahab!
Santa ke Papa:-beta Yeh Kesi Machice Laye Ho
Ek Bhi Teeli Nahi Jal Rhi Hai?
Santa:-kya Papa Sab Ki Sab Teeliya
Check Karke Laya Hoooo.
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
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Wah-Wah
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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
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Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Unko na aaya hamari wafa pe yakeen
Humne kaha hum mar jayenge tere bin
Unhone kaha mar jao.....
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Fir kya?
Bezzati ho gai yaar
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Na Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni Hasrat Se
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A Dost
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Kisi Parinde Ne Muh Pe Mut Diya
To Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayenge.
PATI:Kaash main GANPATI Hota,
Tum Meri Puja Krti,Laddu Khilaati.
PATNI:Kaash Aisa Hota,
Phir Hr Saal Visarjan K Baad
Main NAYE GANPATI Laati.
Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun bataun?
Me tumhai janti bhi nahi!
Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai
Apni ferari car mein betha raha hun!
Girl: Sneha, B.com 3nd Year
Wo samne wali gali me
Right hand pe 5th number
Ghar mera hai 50/C,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai
N mummy papa hain,
Tution timings 4 to 6 P.M,
Akele aati jaati hoon.
Teacher: Agar dharti pe
Pani na hota to kya hona tha.
Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate.
Mera bapu milk me kya milata?......Bania jokes....bania funny jokes
Zindgi ko bahut Serisly mt lo,
Kbi muskurane ka waqt bhi nikalo.
Wrna Log apko dekhkr bolenge,
Ghor kalyug aagya hai
Aaj kal cartoon bhi
Tension mai rhte hai
