Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha..
Banta:kya kar raha hai?
Santa:lassi bana raha hun
banta: yeh kya pagalpan hai??
Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai..
Ab bata..
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Itni saari lassi kon piyega?

A Girl decided to marry again ...
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because pics of her last wedding didn't get enough likes on facebook...................jokes in hindi jokes comedy

Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega

Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein
Lut Gaya,
Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho
Gaya.
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Pinky : Haram Khor To Main
Kaun Sa
Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

In a way
I feel sorry for the kids of next
generation

They'll have parents
Who know how to check
"Last call duration",
"Sent msgs" ,
And "browser history"

Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi........................jokes in hindi jokes comedy santa banta

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.
And our Prime Minister is – USELESS!!

Great Confusion:
Nehru Jee said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Gandhi Jee said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?

Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,
Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?
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Vote

Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai..
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Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye,
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Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha....................jokes in hindi jokes comedy

Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . .
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Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
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Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? me aa rhi hu

Santa to banta :-
agr tu bata de ki meri tokri me kya h. Toh
tokri k aadhe ande tere..aur ye bhi bata de ki
ande kitne h...
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To 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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Agar ye bhi bata de ki ande kiske h...
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To murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- abey koi hint to de.....................jokes in hindi jokes comedy santa banta

Height of respect-
ham sirf ye soch kr paper khali chhod
dete h,
ki kahi teacher ye na khe:
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dekho ye bachhe badon ko jawab dete h

Santa: yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai, saara ghar hil raha hai.
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Banta: soja-soja ghar girega to makaan maalik ka, hum to kirayedar hain..

8 baate, 8 baato ko khatam kar deti hai...
Sorry: galti ko.
Dukh: zindagi ko.
Gussa: rishte ko.
Jhuth: vishwas ko.
Sath: gam ko.
Dhokha: pyaar ko.
Facebook: career ko. .
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Whatsapp: time ko .

Me: Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of humour hai
tumhaare pass kya hai??
She: I am hot
Me: le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

I typed married...it was auto corrected to
martyred
i typed shaadi....it was auto corrected to
shaheed
damn ... These smart phones have gained too much intelligence!

Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se Darr Lagta Hai.
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Wo Kahti Hai
Jo Sab Chhupate Hai,
Wo Hum Dikhate Hai.

Santa opened a facebook account
He posted pics, age, address
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Finally,
he was confused abt what he can write on 'Wall' Aftr deep thinking he wrote
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"Yaha SuSu Karna Mana Hai................very funny facebook jokes

People with passport size photo as their
Profile pics are at the "Beginners" level of
facebook..

Facebook fever...
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Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!
Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

Boys ki salary or girl ka periods ek jesi hoti he
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30din me 1bar aati he or 5-6 din me khatam ho jati he.
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Late aye to tension or na aaye to samjho watt lag gai...............very very funny jokes for girlfriend




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