Santa: Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.”

Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ?
Santa: Yeh pant kis ki hai?......jokes jokes in hindi

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?
Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.
Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!
Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saahab?
Santa: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai?
IIndia mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!!
Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!

Signal per ek aurat ki Car ruki to ek bhikari mangnae laga
Aurat Boli: Tumhari shakal kuch jani pehchani lagti Hai!
bhikari Bola: Madam!
We are friends on Facebook

Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa .........jokes jokes in hindi

5 Sardaro ne Partnership me 1 auto kharida
15 din ho gaye lekin koi Sawari nahi mili
kyu
Kyuki
3 Sardar Piche aur 2 Aage baith kar Savari dhund rhe the

Two Sardars looking at Egyptian Mummy

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li…
Aur usne suicide kar li….
Tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge…
Plz plz plz promise me plz…

Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho?
Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He
Santa: Kaha?
Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai

Sawal: Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h?
Jawab: Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

Taxi Driver: Sardarji, taxi k break fail ho gaye…..
Ab mai kya karu jaldi batao?
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Sardarji: Sabse pehle tu Taxi ka meter band kar!!!
Happy Laughter Day 2012

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend: Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar: Na jee na woo mene chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!

Teacher to Santa: Tumne Home work kyu nahi kiya…?
Deadly answer given by … Santa: Sir hum to hostel me rahte hai…

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.
Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar: Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho

Ek sardar har Sunday Holi khelta tha.
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Ek admi ne puchha: Sardarji aap ye har Sunday ko Holi khelte kyo ho?
Sardar: Maine padha hai “Sunday is a Holi-day”

Customer: Is sheeshay ki kia warranty hai?
Dukandar: Ap is ko 100 manzil se nechay girao ye sheesha 99 manzil tak nahi tootay ga.
Customer: Pack kar do…!!!

Santa: Dctr sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili.

Dr: Arey, dawai toh main likhna hi bhool gaya ……

:oops: yeh toh mere sign hain ...........jokes jokes in hindi

The most embarrassing moment for a girl…
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds ki pic dikha rahi ho
Aur jese hi uske “bf” ki pic samne aye to uski mom kahe
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ye idiot kaun hai!

Gareeb admi: Dr. mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga
Doctor: Kya kaam karte ho?
Admi: Gabar khodta hu

Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santa bike leke petrol pump gaya
Banta: Kitne ka petrol daalu?
Santa: 5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de…
Aag lagani hai…

Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head?
Teacher: Because of intelligence.
Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket,
u know y?
Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times,
if Ican face this i can face anything.




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