Boy - whats ur name?
Girl - Q batau?
me tumhe janti bhi nhii.
Boy - mat batau me kunsa tmhe apni "FERARI" me betha rha hu
Girl - Anjali, B.Com 2nd year, class time 6-8..

Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsas,
par tumhare liye ek bakvas, kyoki roz badalti hai tumari MUMTAZ.

CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur dal hai.....
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi to mall hai.....

Hum roz latest funny jokes kyu bhejta hai?
Time-pass k liye
No
Masti k liye
No yar
Ham SMS bhejta hai hamara india k liye
Q ki padhenga india tabhi to badhega india!!!

stasified theory:
Sardar makhi k pankh tod k bola ud,makhi nhi udi,
Sarda:to ye proof hua"agar makhi k pankh tod diye jay to makhi sun nhi sakti....????

Wo subah ka alarm wo pani ki thandk wo shampu ki botal wo liril ki tazgi wo naya kapdo ka sukun tum kya jano ye to roz nahane wale hi jane

Always keep ur Lover's photo in ur purse.Whenever u r in some big trouble,See the photo & u will feel that, No other problem is bigger than this.

Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du,tere liye chand tare tod du,khushiyo k drwaze tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haas k dikha !!!

Tere Sare Daat Tod Du....

Do u know the difference between Coffee shop & Wine shop?
simple!!
Coffee shop is starting point of Love & Wine Shop is End Point of Love..

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai....

Lover to beloved- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankho me saari duniya dikhye deti hai.."
Piche se ek budda bola- "Hamari gaiya nhi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana

Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role k liye fit kia ek sardar,
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola,
jo bole sonihal,sita maiya sasriakal...

Mariz nurse se
sis.Pani pilao
Nurse: kya pyas lagi hai,
Mariz: nhi gala check karna hai k kahi leak to nhi hai..

a pig fell in love with a hen.
1day they kissed each other.
nextday d pig died of BIRD FLU.
n bird died of SWINE FLU.
"AJAB PREM Ki GHAZAB KAHANI"

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