kuch dòór hàmaare saath chaló ham dil ki kàhaani kàh dèngè
sàmajhe nà jise tum aankhon se wó baat zàbaani kàh dèngè

Tum Mohabbat Bhi Mausam Ki Tarah Nibhate Ho
Kabi Jam Ke Baraste Ho Kabi Ek Boond Ko Taraste Ho..!

Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.
Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”
Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 18 Saal Ka Hoon“

Ek Baat Dil Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne
Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masoom Aur Pyara Dost mila......

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,
Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi
“Shaan” Aur “Shoukat” Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu.

Na jane, DiL kyun Khincha jata hai uski Taraf,
Kiya Usne bhi Mujhe Paaney Ki Dua mangi Hai

Question: “Agar Mallika Sherawat Draupadi Ki Acting Kare, To Duryodhan Kya Kahega?”
Answer: “Dushyasan Pehna Do Is Dasi Ko Sari, Zara Hum Bhi To Dekhe Vastron Mein Kaisi Lagti Hai Ye Nari“

Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye!!!!!!

Ghalat Suna Tha Mohabbat Aankhon Se Hoti Hai,
Dil Toh Woh Bhi Le Jaate Hain Jo Palkein Tak Nahin Uthaate

Upar se gusa aur dil me pyr karte ho,
nazre churate ho or dil bekrar krte ho,
lakh chupalo duniya se,
mujhe pta hai k aap roz mera intazar karte ho....

Kitni kaatil hai ye... Zindagi ki aarZo...?
Marr jaate hai log...kisi par..."Jeene k liye"

Zaroori Toh Nahi Jo Khushi De Usi Se Pyar Ho.
Kyunki.
Sacchi Mohabbat Toh Aksar,
Dil Todne Wale Se Hi Hoti Hai!

JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law's house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed

Small boy Pappu 2 a cute little girl--
Main tumhe honton se kuch kar ke dikhaun?
Girl : No 5th cls k baad
Pappu : ab kar k dikhaun
Girl : Metric k baad
Pappu : Ab?
Girl : No,10+2 k baad
Pappu : ab??
Girl : Nhi B.Sc k baad
Pappu: Plz ab honton se kuch kar k dikhaun?
Girl : No, Shaadi k baad
Shaadi k baad.......
Girl - Darling kiss me here....kiss me there.......everywhere
Papu says - Sweety could you plz sleep coz tomorrow
I hv to go very earlier to office N I hv lot of work

Meri girlfriend ne mere se poocha kaya kar sakte ho mere liye??
etni chilling winter me rajai appne upper se htaa di........

Mene Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Dhoke Khaye Hai Doston.
Jaise Ki,
Apple,
Angoor,
Amrood,
Mango Etc.
Sab Dho Ke Hi Khate Hai, Aap Bhi Dhoke Khaya Kar

Ladkon Se Jayada Kismat Wale To Gali Ke Kutte Hote Hai,
Kam Se Kam Ladki Palat-Palat Ke Dekhti To Hai Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi.

Ye hoti hai sachi dosti.
1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko
phone kiya or bola-
"Yaar mai ro raha hun..
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Dost ne kaha
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Bhad me jaa.
Mai so raha hun.

Fact Of Life:-
Sympathy u Can Get Anywhere, Anytime..!!
But,
Jealousy! You Have To Earn..!!

True lines:-
"Still can't understand why we choose the wrong people at first n
then when the right person arrives, we just stop trusting people.!"

"Be smart with everyone!!" But
"Always be silly with your dear ones!!"
It's a beautiful secret for a lovely relationship..

If u happen to love a girl or boy, try from another state.....
even it fails, u will end up with one more language in ur resume..

Who is rich and happy?
Great Answer Given By Vivekananda-
"Richness Is Not Earning More, Spending More or Saving More.
Richness Is When You Need "NO MORE"..................very inspirational lines by Vivekananda

Tróubles are like washing machine;
They twist, turn and knóck us around;
But in the end we come óut brighter than befóre...
Have a nice day!

A bed of clòuds 4 U 2 sleep;
Diamond stars as ur bed side lamp;
Angels from heaven singing lullabies 4 U
4 U 2 sleep peacefully. Gòód night!...................short good night jokes in english

Don't just read only the success stories, you'll only get a message.
Read failure stories, you'll get some ideas to get success.
Gòód morning! (°_°)........................short Good morning jokes in english

I apologize for all the posts last night dear pal. Actually, alcohol hacked my whatsapp account!

Wife: Mujhe burger khana hai.
Husbnd ne la kar de diya.
Wife: Thanks.
Husband : sirf thanks?
Wife: Achha to tum kiss chahte ho?
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Husband: Bakwas mat kar adha adha kar.

Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon”
Rajni Kant: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon”
Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To Majak Mein Bola Tha“

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Diamond Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe 5 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”
Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“




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