Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!

Santa: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Try a cosy bed, a dim light and light music.
Santa: How is this all possible in office?

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha
khudkushi paap hai
zulm hai gunah hai
buzdili hai pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai,
insan khud ko goli maarle!.........................latest jokes collection 2015

Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention.
Pappu: I'm paying as little as I can!

Govt Ka Naya Rule..
Jiske 5 Bacche Ho Use Ghar
Milega. Papu Ke 3 The. Usne
Wife Se Kaha Pados Ke 2 Mere
Hai Unko Leke Aata Hoon..!!
(Laane Ke Baad)
Pappu: Apne 3 Kaha Gye?
Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye..!!

Husband: Apne Chehre Se
Julfe Hatalo..
Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na..
Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me
Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje
Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..

1 Ladke Ne, 1 Haseen Ko Dekh
Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me
Kya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura
Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere
TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.!..........................super funny jokes

Today, people have been talking that it's 11/12/13 and so many similar dates on earlier occasions.
However, when it comes to figures, only one figure interests me
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36 - 26 - 36.......................mast funny jokes

Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala.......................mast funny jokes

Yeh Awaaz Pehchano:

Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo

Maine Awaaz Pehchanne Ko Kaha Tha, Nikalne Ke Liye Nahi!

Pappu: Papa, mera padhayi vich dil ni lagda...Mera vyaah karwa deo.
Santa: Marzi aa teri, Puttar... Inj rull ya unj rull!

Jeeto: It's my bad luck that I married you. Otherwise a lot of smart men were interested in me.
Santa: Of course, they must have been smart, that's why they escaped getting married to you!

Teri aashiqi ne bana diya muje ullu....
Naa tum milee naa tumhara pyaar mila...
Mila toh bus..."babaji ka thullu

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha.........................latest jokes collection 2015

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayi
Socha tha chorr denge is raah-e-muhabbat ko.
Kmbkht phir 1 new numbr se miss call agai.

"Short & Mean!ngful"...
Jeevan ka Sabse bada Rog...
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"Kya Kahenge Log".

Boy msg his gf:
Sweety , i can't live without you! Will you marry me?

*killing reply*

girl: kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Santa ne ek din badi udasi se apne dost banta ko bola.
Santa: “yaar meri biwi gussa bahut karti hai”
banta: “meri bhi pahle karti thi ab nahi karti”
santa: “achha, aisa tum ne kya elaaj kiya?”
banta muskurate hue: “kuch khas nahi, wo ek din gusse mein thi, maine kah diya ke budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai, us din se wo gussa nahi karti“

pappu to gf: kya tumhare underwear me 2 hole he ?
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Gf: nahi, besharam....!!
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pappu: to fir taange kaha se dalti ho???

Ekbaar bhagwan ne aadmi ki Memory clear kar dali..
Aur poocha, kuch yaad aa raha hai kya?
Aadmi- sirf biwi ka naam...
bhagwan hasa aur bola.. Format kiya par virus nahi gaya...

Hum tumhari city me aisa climate create karenge ki
Confuse ho jaoge k cold cream lagayen ya k Sunscreen......................fresh funny jokes 2015

If one girl goes for a walk every morning
she
can
improve
health
of atleast 5 to 10 boys

Whatsapp + wechat + facebook + BBM
+ line + hike + viber + twitteR +....
Now we need a car's battery to run our
mobile\=D/ \=D/




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