MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai.
Love letter kaise likhun ?
Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI...

One line Advertizement by a married
man at free ads website
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For Sale:
Wedding suit, used only once by Mistake............latest jokes collection

Sharabi road pe pada tha..
Police- itni kyu pee rakhi hai..
Sharabi-mazburi thi..
Police-kya mazburi thi ?
Sharabi-bottal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

5 Doctor aur 3 teacher helicopter per latke huwe the
Pilot:Wajan zyada ho raha hai ek ko rassi chodni padegi
Teacher:Ye qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hai bajow thaliyan
sabhi doctor ne thali bajai wajan khud ba khud kam hogaya
moral of story:doctor bano ya engineer guru to guru hota hai

Santa ko rat mai bahut macher kat raha tha
santa negusse mai jahar pilea aur bola aab kat ke dekho salo

Santa in court ( sad ) : bachpan mein agar maa ki
baat suni hoti toaaj ye din nahi dekhna padta . . .. .
Judge : kya kehti thi tumhari maa? . . . . . .
Santa : judge sahab aap bhi gawaaro wali baat kar rahe ho...
Jab suni hi nahi to bataau kaise..

Ek aadmi mandir main bol raha tha...
Hey Bhagwan....
Teri Kirpa
Teri Daya
Teri Shradha
Teri Aradhna
Teri Bhakti
Teri Archna
Teri Pooja
Teri Aarti
Teri Maya
Teri Geeta
Teri Vidhya
Teri Riddhi
Teri Siddhi
Teri Laxmi
Teri Karuna
Teri Meher
Teri Leela
Teri Mahima...
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Or Meri ek bhi nai??.............................latest jokes collection

Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!

Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tuj pe bs chad Jaye 2 kya hoga!!
Circuit: bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi.

Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon..........................latest jokes collection

Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...

Teacher: What's you father?
Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter.




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