"SMS Song" A ji, O ji, Lo ji, Padho ji, Main hu Mobile moji, Karti hu Sms Jokesto Tum b karoji 1 2ka 4, 4 2ka 1 Amul is makhan & My friend is "DHAKKAN"

99 sal ka budha mr k swarg pohncha
Wahan khubsurat pariyo ka dance dekh k bahut pachhtaya.
Bola-Baba Ramdev k chkkar me na pdta to kb ka yaha aa gya hota.

Na Puchh S@M@S Ki Intiha Kahan Tak Hai.
Tu Paisa Bacha Teri Taqat Jahan Tak Hai.
Hame Tujhse Sms JokesKi Ummid Nahi.
Hame To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kahan Tak Hai.

Mandir se roj nayi chappal pahen k aate ho Muft ka prasad bhi jeb bhar kar late ho Apko aap k huner ki kasam batao Mera jokes kitno ko bhej kar naam kamate ho.

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Sardar- I Love u.. Pls marry me..
Gir l- sorry.. m lesbian..
Sardar- lesbian what??
Girl- I like girls..
Sardar- ae le maar talli.....I M also lesbian..

Superb Lines by Nepolean:
" The Dream of a Man
&
The Tears of a woman
Can do anything in this World. " !

IIT exam, santa got one question
Prove Sin x = 6n
santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides.
Then
six = 6
&
wrote "Kuch to standard rakha karo IIT ke question ka"

Half of d sorrows we earn by expecting wrong things from gud people..
N
Half of sorrows We earn by expecting gud things from wrong ppl.

"Never b depressed or worried if Sum1 doesn't like u for the way u r.. Coz,
there is always Sum1 else who loves u eveN more for ur same Nature"..

K.G. boy on his way to home wid his mom,saw a couple kissing on D road?
he sudenly shouted & said- "look mom! they are fighting for chewing gum"

A Beautiful girl enter in class.
All boys wr crzy 4 hr & stnd in d way
bt aftr hearing girl's rply they died!
Wat She said: "Bhaisab rasta do, jhadu lagana hai..

Girls are never wrong.
Just sometimes confused, rude, stubborn,
senseless, silly, emotionless, unchangeable,
crazy, stupid, idiot n even mad, but
NEVER WRONG.....

Tune us ladki k liye
cigaret chhodi?-Ha
Daru chhod di?-Ha
Jua chhod diya?-Ha
To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ?
Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..

Ek pyare se Latest SMS ki ummid laga rakhi hai. Hamne nazar screen par tika rakhi hai. Par ummid kaise ho puri. Busy logo se aas jo bana rakhi hai. Kyo sach hai na?

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Agar Aapko Afsos He
Ki Apka Intzar Koi Nahi Karta
To 1 Kaam Kare
2Ghante K Lie Toilet Me Beth Jaye
Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar Zarur Krega

Boy- apka naam kya h?
Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ?
Boy- kya matlab ?
Girl- "PAYAL"
aur apka?
Boy- lekar batau ya dekar?
Girl- matlab?
Boy- "PAPPI"
ITS'HOT

2 Boys were follwing two Girls
Each gal took rakhi n tied to their hands n askd dem,"What'll u both do now?"
Boys-Dude,u marry my sis, I'll marry ur sis :)

Point proved:
No one is safe
in Pakistan
Not even
"Osama Bin Laden..''
&
Everyone is safe
in Hindustan,
Even mOhamad amiR Ajmal Kasab !!!

JIS TARAH LADKIYO KI jansankhya GHAT RAHI HAI...,
USSE AANE WALE TIME ME MARRIAGE CARD KUCH AISE HOGE...
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Raju & Ravi weds Rina...

Ek ladka tha deewana sa mobile le ke ghumta tha;
nazre zukake sharmake mobile me kuchh karta tha;
jab bhi milta tha mujse puchha karta tha;
yeh chalu kaise hota hai!

On Facebook TimeLine...
Ladki1- Kiran Bedi Joins BJP ya !
Ladki2- Yo Babes, Akhir ana hi Pada !!

in Gmail Chatting-
L2- Didi Kiran Bedi kaun h?
L1- Arrey whi "tune payal hai chankai" wali..

Jab garibi darwaje se ander aati hai
Taab Lóve Sóve khidki se bahar nikal jate hai

Wo Mandir bhi jata hai,
Wo Masjid bhi jata hai,
chappal chor ka koi koi mazhab nhi hota

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