The purpose of a relationship is not 2 hav sme1 who will
be complete in all,
but to have someone with whom u might share ur incompletence.
"In Life Failure is not D Real End, But It Can B
the Real Beginning of Success"
Have a nice Day
Faith is like a standby Generator.It gives us POWER when
everything else FAILS !!
HAVE A NICE DAY..
^-^ Nice Thoughts Sms Jokes^-^
Do you know why love is blind.?
Love is blind because
"Your mom started to love you before seeing your face."
Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Enjoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. N I C E D A Y !
Every Day is likes celebrations. It gives more pleasure & memorable moments. Today is One of that day. So enjoy it & feel the moments. Have a Nice Day.
Life dose not provide Warranties & Guarantees.
It only provides Possibilities & Opportunities,
Don't miss them, Make most of it.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
The Sms Jokesu send me night & day,
like jewels in my heart they stay;
And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.
Have a Nice Day
My love for you is deep and true.
No matter what you do,
I'll always be there for you.
No matter where you go,
I'll always be there beside you.
Till the day I die
My love will always stay true to you.
Doctor’s prescription 4 a nice life
PYAARcetamol: 3 times a day
SMSprine: 1 doze daily
MISSED CALLpol: after every hour
Use them regularly & b Healthy
Doctor : I completed my MBBS & did my first operation.
Soon after finishing, the patient died.
so i prayed: god mera pehla gift swikar karo!
Ek truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kar le jaraha
Ye dekh kar, Santa hass-hass k kehne laga
Ek rassi le jane k liye do-do truck.
Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city, opel, mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du!!
2 sardar wathcing match
When dhoni hits a boundry
1st dekho goal hua.
2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega,
goal isme nahi cricket mein
Techer: What is your father name in english?
Student: Beautiful red underwear
Teacher: R u joking?
Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Kehte hain khubsurat chiz dekhne se insaan aur zyada
khubsurat ho jata hai..
Aapke pass Meri TASVEER hai ya bheju...
"I TRUST U" is a better compliment than I LOVE
B'coz u may not always trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust....!
Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol
Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”
Nafrat Gunah Se Karo,
Gunah Karne Wale Se Nahi, Shayad
Tumhari Mohabbat Mein Aa Kar
Wo Gunah Karna Hi Chhod De.
Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect...
Nice Sms JokesMessages, nice Sms JokesCollection having mix of decent, Inspirational, very funny jokes collection. One stop resource of variety of text messages covering the topics - love, life, nice thoughts, relationship, faith, trust. Even on this single page you find all sorts of funny msg - doctor, Sardar, santa, banta, shadi etc.
Three things in life you should