2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala!

Santa Banta Hindi jokes | New Collection 2015

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

:: funny indian jokes - 140 character only ::

Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mom.

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisaswaad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kyakha ke dekha hua hai.

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiyaor karta hi gaya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai

a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi

Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai




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