Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Santa : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start
with petrol..
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India
Radio! '
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor
run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
Santa :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer
bata ke jaa..
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in
box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without
receiver
SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Santa k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka
hai?
Santa : sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar
Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Sardarji: Me E-Mail bnana hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123,
Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note"..
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