A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat..
Bt Dog's Parents Refused Cat,
Guess Y?
They Gave a Solid Reason...
'Hi Hi, iss Chokri k To MUCHH Ugi hai...
Funny jokes for girls, wife, boss, love
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Na jene ki tamana hai na marne ka khauf..(feelings to
dekho)
Na jene ki tamana hai na marne ka khauf...
The no. u r trying is currently switched off...
Tumhari adao pe mai vari vari,
Wah Wah....
Tumhari adao pe mai vari vari,
Wah Wah....
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.....:)
sardar ki maut bijli girne se hue pr lash muskurate hue
mili
god ne pucha marte waqt hans kyu rahe the be sardar bola oye menu laga koi
foto khench raha hai
1 admi library mai 2-3 ghante k bad bola so boring, so many character, bt no story librarian said, bhaiya this is telephone directory.
CHAND ne mujh se kaha ki tere sare dost kanjus nalayak
gareb faqeer hai
Mene use gusse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese hui
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Ye tumne acha nhi kiya
Tumhare naam se 1 channel nikal gaya or tumne bataya nhi.
"ANIMAL PLANET"
Agar tum miljao to tange tod denge hum,
Tumhe pakar tumare piche kute laga denge hum,
Agar tum na milo to dusra dhund lenge hum.
Ghadi detergent wale ki beti se shadi karne walo ki line
lagi hui thi...
think why....
B'coz they said ....
pahle istemal karofir vishvas karo.
hazaro khawahishe aisi ki har khawahish par dum nikle,
idhar ghar me tere papa ghuse aur piche ke darwaze se hum nikle.
Kas ap bakri hote,
hum apko ghaas khilate,
pyar se apke seeng hilate or puchte..
sms kaun karega?ap ya mai?
or ap bolte mai..mai..mai.
h na
hasti thi hasati thi balon ko lehrati thi.
kuch soch kar muskurati thi.
dekh kar sharmati thi.
aaj pata chala sali khud to pagal thi
or mujhe bhi pagal banati thi
Arz kia hai....
gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya..
gor farmaiyega.. gadhi ko gadhe se pyar ho gya. .
wah wah..
itna romantic jokes padke ek or gadha tayar ho gya.....
Bömb föund in Sahara mall, Gurgow just now
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And she"s really looking sö höt in short dresses
What is d similarity between cricket & loose motions..??
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DHONI idhar bhi hai.. DHONI udhar bhi hai.
