Love will not end Wid D passage of time Its a gift of heaven Like a glass of sublime.

Boy: Hey girl! Iz ur name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz u have all da things I'm searching 4 ...

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.
I care 4 U in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show.

During hug ....
A girl's head is always dOwn ..
cuz she considers her boy to be her wOrld .. n gets lOst in it ....
While a bOy's head is always up sO dat nO Other gUy dareS tO lOOk at hIs gIrl................sms collection

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Tinko se bane pal, pal se bane lamhe, aur lamho ne waqt ko buna,
Har pal koi kisi ke saath nahi reh sakta, isliye khuda ne yaadon ko chuna .

Footwears dat v wear, r sold in Ac showrooms but vegetables r sold on footpath
Ppl v Love, ignore us but people v ignore, Love us thats life!!

Great words by an unknown lover:
"Nothing in this world is more expensive than having a girlfrnd,
who is totally free on weekend......!!!!!

Aapko mere jokes mile?
Nahi mile to ye lo
S M S
Ye lo chote jokes
s m s
Ye lo remix
S m S
Stylish wale bhi lo
$ M $
Baass AB AP KI BARI

Santa Scho0l Se Rota Aya
Ma-Q Ro Rhe Ho?
S-SirNe Mara
M-Q
S-Wo Banta Ko Dant Rhe The ToMaine Use Misal Di-
Jo "Bhokte" He Wo "Kat'te" Ni

Gita me bhagvan shri krishna ne kaha ke
kalyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga jo hamesha
jokes karta rahega aur ek papi hoga jo jokes
padh ke hasta rahega............sms collection

Some people can not forget their first love; others can not forget their last.
But the luckiest are those whose first love lasts.

Santa ko loose motion ho gaya,
wo Doctor ke paas gaya.
Doctor - kaisi potty aa rahi hei ?
Santa - Patli.
Doctor- kitni patli ?
Santa- Itni ki AAp usse kulla kar sakte hei.

Police ko body mili h....kaale dant h ghosle jaise baal h n shakal pagal jaisi h...mujhe tmhari chinta ho rahi h..zara miss cal marna..plz its serious....

Fact of classroom - Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de
TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
He might b afraid dat u know more than him…! B +ve

Biwi - aji sunte ho aapka dost 1 pagal ladki se shadi kar raha hai... aap use rokte Q nahi ?... Pati - Me q roku us kamine ne mujhe roka tha kya....

Khamoshi ne teri kuch is tarah assar kiya... ke mere har lafz be-aasar ho gaye...

True beauty is in D way she laughs
True beauty is in her eyes
True beauty is how she acts
True beauty is inside
True beauty is unseen
True beauty is herself
True beauty within you
True beauty means true love
True beauty is the flight of a dove

"Welcome to the fresh morning"
With a "Smile" on ur "Face",
"Love" in ur "Heart"
"Good Thoughts"in ur "Mind"
U will have a wonderful Day

Greatness inspires envy..
Envy endangers spite..
Spite spawns fallacies..
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Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise ki upar ka sab samajh gaye..!-

Zindgi jeene k 2 tarike hote hai, 1-Jo 'PASAND' hai use 'HASIL' karna seekh lo ya phir, 2-Jo 'HASIL' hai use 'PASAND' karna seekh lo...!

Kingfisher assistant- sir, pichle 2 hafton mein ek bhi vodke nai biki.
Vijay m a l y a - college walo ko phone lgao..Pucho studnts ka result kab h...?

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chahe usko
Pagal,
Stupid,
Idiot,
Bewakuf,
Gadha,
kitna b kaho,
to bhi to wo pura Sms JokesCollection padega
khudko hi Dekho :)

BHIKARI: Do u love me?
Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu
Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi

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Mujhe itni fursat kahan ki main taqdeer ka likha dekhun ?
Bas mere apno ki muskurahat dekh kar hi samajh jata hu ki meri taqdeer buland hai..

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante1 Book
padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story
Librarian -SardarJi wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi

Teacher To Boy:
Nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy:
Sir Mai Garib Hu.!
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai....

It's like a Mini Heart Attack, when Men don't find their Mobile in their Pocket...
&
It's almost like a brain hemorrhage, When they see it in his Wife's hand reading his jokes inbox




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