Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle:
Even one punctures, the vehicle can't move further...
So, Intelligent people always carry a spare wheel
:: shadi jokes in Hindi ::
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi,
sara janam bigad liya...
Chaturai se ki jisne...
usne kya ukhaad liya
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per...
Aankhon me noor hai
Chehre pe surour hai
Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"
Q k
Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR hai;
Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga.
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka...
Dono team baahar...
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!
Shair Arz kia hai,
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Wah Wah
Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,
Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.
Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte
ke kya khoya kya paya...
Gol gappay wala aaya
Gol gappay laya..
zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho...
:: husband and wife jokes ::
A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi,
Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,
DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko,
BhooLe se b bhuLa nhi paati thi usko,
Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar i,
Andhere mein Roshni nazar i,
Aaj Khuda ki shararat samajh aayi,
Is dharti pe aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti pe bhejna uska bahana tha.....
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Ravan ke baad kisiko ko aana tha
