Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.....sms new hindi

What do you call a female who never laughs?
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“HASINA”

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working. Then I learnt that my neighbors haven't paid the bill.
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How irresponsible they are!

Maths Teacher: Jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths me 95% marks ate the.
Student: Sir, Aapko koi acha Teacher padte honge

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo…

Nurse: Blood Group bolo?
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega !

Nurse: Kaise chalega ??
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna hai..

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa doplz
Boy: Sorry Didi Wrong No

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1. Roll no
2. Exam
3. Date
4. Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u........sms new hindi

Khafa ho ya koi gam hai,
Number kho gaya Ya Balance kum,
Sms Jokeskaro agar dum hai,
Warna maan lo Sms Jokesk Badshah sirf hum hai

‘JO’ or ‘WO’ dono best friend the..
1 din ‘JO’ ne 1 darawni film dekhi or ‘WO’ Mar gya.
Ab bolo ‘WO’ Kyu mar gaya.
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Kyunki JO dar gaya WO mar gaya

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
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Kyun ki Sms Jokesto Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
Baher Bhi Ek Duniya Hai. .!
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Beta: O Really Papa???
Jara Link To Send Krna Uska

Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai

Ek ladki thi dewani si
Mobile leke wo ghumti thi
Nazre zukake phone me kuch karti thi
Jab v mujse milti thi to pucha karti thi
YE LOCK KEISE KULTA HE

Santa went to a STD/ISD Shop &
Slapped the Operator twice.

Guess why?

Bcoz there it was written..
Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain.

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandar se Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo Sms JokesPadh Raha Hai

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya..
Wife: Koun Thi Wo?
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
Main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi

Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo, isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi….
Boy: Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho..
Girl: Woh kaise?
Boy: Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi, Par Kaminey ne di nahi

Teacher: Tumhaare aur Harish ka Answers ek jaise hai…
Woh Kaise?
Student: Kyunki Question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye

Santa: Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega
Banta: Q?
Santa: Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai??
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge
Par larki shareef chahiye.......sms new hindi

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega




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