PYAAR? sath ho to rone me bhi shaan hai,
PYAAR na ho to mehfil bhi samshaan hai,
sara khel ;pyaar ka hai varna Janaza or Baraat ek saman hai.

A Smile costs less than Electricity.. But Gives more light..
So Always Keep Smiling n Prove that you are the Best light at night
G@!@D NIGHT...

new drop of rain sprinkled in your heart and makes it alive like a deciduous tree

A boy's eye is faster than Google in searching a beautiful girl in crowd...
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But
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A boy's heart is slower than Governments bus while proposing a Girl whom he truly loves.

Adjustment is always better than Argument....
A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words..

Ek medical student ne apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha:
"Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"
Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai"

A true friend is someone,
you can disagree with
and still remain friends ...

LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE-Pagal
DAARU-Mood Fresh
LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mast Nind
LUV-Date K 2000/-
DARU-1Botel K 300/-
LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K Sunao

FAISLA AAPKA..!!

ENJOY

Munni volume 2:- = munni badnam hui darling tere liye....
Munni ke gal chamkile dant he peele, sing nukile re.....
Wo jangli saand hui darling tere liye.....

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.

Kisi ki kabr ko kisi ki chahat ne saja diya. Kisi ki maut ko kisi ne zindgi bana diya Nahi rahe chahne wale to kya hua, Mohabbat ne kabr ko bhi tajmahal bana diya.

Tum hasti ho to mera dil v hasta hai Tum roti ho to me v ro padta hoon.. Chehere ki ye udasi jevan ka ye gum Bhula do iss pal ko.. JARA MUSKURAO

The ultimate measure of affection is not when both persons like each other, its when one ignores and the other still likes till her end..

DIL Ke Kisi Kone Me Hume Panaah Dena, Apna Thoda Waqt Hume Bhi Dena, Hum Zyada Kuchh Nahin Mangte Aapse, Bus Kahin Milo Toh Muskura Dena.

Why isn't Akshay Kumar's wife
not a big star as he is?
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bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle 'little' star..!!

today i was walking in the rain.
a girl came to me & said: "come share my umbrella"
I said: "no I'm fine!"
MORAL: Moral voral kuch nhi...arey ladki kuch khas nhi thi.....!

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?




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