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Sachin fans watching CRICKET;
Salman fans watching his MOVIES;
Sania fans watching TENNIS;
And my fans are always busy reading my 'Messages'.
Ohh God! They're simply crazy fans!

Ek clinic k aage lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta, par log use pakad k piche phek dete.
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Aadmi : lage raho saalo ! aaj clinic hi nahi kholunga...

Don ka intzaar to 11 colleges ki ladkiya kar rahi hai lekin ek bat smjh lo don ka college jana muskil h nahi namumki v h kuki
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Don to 10th fail hai......

Mental hospital k 1 room me sab pagal dance kr rhe the bas 1 pagal chup tha doctor samjha thik hogaya
pucha dance q nahi karte?
Pagal:bewquf me dulha hu.

Ravan Ke Sar : 10
Ankhe : 20
Nazar : sirf 1 Ladki seeta Par... !
Ajkal ke ladko ka Sar:1
Ankhen :2
Nazer:Har Ladki Par..!
Ab Btao
Asli ravan kaun..?

Arz KiyaHai..
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Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
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Aaj usi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar
Diya..

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition

Santa in coffee shop with wife..
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Santa: jaldi pi, coffee thandi ho jayegi....
Wife: ki fark painda hai..?
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Santa: bewakuf rate list dekh..
Hot coffee = rs 15
cold coffee = rs 45

Boys on Bike ..
1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelatar
1 ear on traffic sound
1 ear on mobile
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break
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2 Eyes on Girls

Due to High Petrol Price,
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MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
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& the show name will be " GHODIES "

At a dance party..
Boy: Will u dance with me ??
Girl: main bache ke saath nahi nachti..
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Boy: So sorry..
Mujhe pata nahi tha aap pregnant hain...

What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ???
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Pata hota hai ke kuch bhi nahi hai phir bhi din mein 10-11 bar khol ke dekhty hain...

Santa ne JOB k 1st din computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good.. Aaj kya work kiya ??
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Santa : Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi Wo sahi kar di..

Govt making things simple
For the first time in the history of India,
Necessity, Comfort and Luxury are available at the same price.
Onions Rs. 75
Petrol Rs. 75
Beer Rs. 75

A lucknowi nawab meets Santa.
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Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
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Santa-oye!!kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga

LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai?
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Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo,
utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai.

Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.
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Jiski Girlfriend.
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Usse kahegi: ''darling tum phone rakho, mai call karti hu'

99 saal ka budda mar kar
swarg pahucha
waha khubsurt apsaraon ka
dance dekh kr rone laga
or bola- ramdev k chakkar me
na padta to kab ka yaha aa gaya hota.

Couple Romance Kr Rhe The
AutoWala Dekh Raha Tha
Aage Ja K Auto Pol Se Takraya
AutoWale Ne Sar Patak K Kaha
Ab Samja Titanic Q duba tha.

Gazab tera nakhre ajab tera
style hai, naak pochne ki tamiz
nahi hath me mobile hai
besharmi ki had to dekho jokes
pad ke bhi chehre pe smile hai.




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