Recent railway budget's effect on santa:
Santa: berth bhi confirm ho gya, 4 station bhi gujar gye...
Wife kab milegi TT sahab.. ??
TT: " ghochu! Wife nahi, train mein Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.

Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta..
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Santa- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...
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SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai.

Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" funny jokes 2014
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing

Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! top ten santa banta jokes

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, very funny jokes
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!

Santa : Football Male Hai Ya Female ??
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Banta : Aareeee Jiske Piche 11+11=22 Ladke Bhag Rahe Ho,
Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

Jaalad to Santa:- Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
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Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar ke faansi de do!!! Santa Rocks.....Jaalad Shocks..! top ten santa banta jokes

Banta dairy likh raha tha-
aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami".....................top 10 jokes 2014

Sardar k truck k peechay likha tha "chota parivar sukhi parivar"
or uske nechay
tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu,
te sohan de papa di gaddi!

sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se
jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga aur
wapas aanay mein 3 din wo b naye car se
srdar : maa ye car bananay wale bhi
pagal hein janay k liay 4 gear
or aanay ke liay sirf 1 (revers) gear.....................top santa banta jokes 2014

A donkey kicked sardar and ran away,
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said,
sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.




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