Santa ne apni car ke Niche Kutte ko sota hua
Dekha, To kutte ki taang Pakad ke
Bahar kicha aur bola- Bahar nikal sale,
Bada aaya automobile Enginneer banne.

Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ??
Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........
Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??
Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

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Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..." A Kya BoLti Tu ".

Teri khamoshi aurudasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake
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ae dost,....
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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne batayake aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai.....................very very funny jokes in hindi short

Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna...........................very very funny jokes in hindi

Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi”
Ishe English Mein Batao.........
Haryanvi Student: Tahne English Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..

TAJJUB Hai-
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Aap jaise Smart log bhi
Road ke kinare katori
lekar khade ho jate hai..,
AKHIR KYU.
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Sirf do char..
Golgappe Khane ke liye!..........very very funny jokes in Hindi for facebook

Bhut Drd Hta H Jab, Teacher Bolta H Ki Tumhra Aur,
Tumhre Age Wale Ka Ans. 1 Hai,
Tab Dil Se Awaz Ati H, To Sir Sawal Bhi Tho 1 Hi Tha......

Oye! jab b free ho to plz msg karna tumse 1 zaruri baat pe advice leni hai
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TAJ MAHAL bech dun ya rehne dun

Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai..........................very very funny jokes in hindi

All theater silent
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-Police at rest
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-Mobile companies in loss
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-Gift shop in loss
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All boys were university topper.

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai?
ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai.
santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bechha hai jo kitaab faar dega.......hindi chutkule

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Santa ne new sim khareed kar usko jokes kiya:
"maine wo number band kar diya hai
ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar sakta "




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