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The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.

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Gaiya bhej raha hu
Roz 20 kg Doodh deti Hay
Doodh bech K balance daal lena

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Gøød Evening Frïênds
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Sweet Frïênds

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Baby Doll !!!

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kya ap busy hai
nhi,


Nhi
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to aayein hide nd seek khele

AAPKI ka Pet Lunch Se Pehle
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Lunch K Baad
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App bahut khate ho Yaar

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The möst beautiful place
in the 'wörld' is right beside someöne like u.

<<                   
(",) Dis Ant is..
<( )> looking 4 u
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>> and he      
(,")   miss u a
/( )> lot           
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//           
(,")> WHY?
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

("""""""""""")9mm
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/..../ I KILL PEOPLE
FOR MONEY,

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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,)    ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND,
SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

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Apki Photo Pakri Gai Hai
Date Marte Hue
Negative Chahiye To 5 jokes Bhejo
Warna
Pic Papa G Ko Pohancha Di Jaey Gi

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Ja Tommy Jaa
Aur Kaat
Un K Mobile
Ko Jo Mujhe
Sms JokesNahin
Bhejta Jaa
Shabash
Chhorna
Nahin
Tukre
Tukre
Kerdena.

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Chòte sé Bhagwan ji aapké liyé jò aapka humesha khayaal rakhengé

WORLD Ma 3 Chezain ßohat ßeautiful Hai
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<))> MAIN
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öR
ßus
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_/I..

(",) Sun Bablu..
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(.") Bol Papu..
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(",)/
<)) Bablu yaar
_/¡_ Koi Sms Jokesto Kr

(.")
<((> Papu yaar
_/¡_ Tang mt Kr,.

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Sent Swastika
4 UR good fortune well being 4ever
Have A GooD DaY

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.

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Owl
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Monkey
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O GOD! Tum bhi yahi ho?

'('.')'
<)'(> Àrz
_/'/_ kiya H

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai H

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zàlimo tum b msgs/sms kro meri kyà muft ki kàmài hài.

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Ye Friendship ham nahi todenge.
Koi hamari Friendship ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.

Dil CHAHTA hai AAPKI D0STI Me DUB Jaau,
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-_ -_ -_ -_-
-_- - - - - --
0ye MUJHE Baahar Nkalo,
Aapki Dosti To
Bahut Gehri Hai..Sach me.

Chand Nzr Aya?
( ':' )Nai?
(")(")
Edhr Dykhó!
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(")(")
Nai? Udhr?
( ':')
(")(")
Nai?
( ':' )
(")(").chaló Theek Hai, me Ghar Pe Hón Aa K Dekhló

You are going to toilet

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you are coming after toilet

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Kitna karte ho yaar jada maat khaooooo

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SÒ Rahe Hò KYÀ?
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GHÒÒRÒ MAT
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ÀÁNKHEIN KHÒLÒ
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DÒNÒ KHÒLÒ

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CHALÒ ek cute messages Karò

§ 'Cute mòón' §
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Black Sky
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Swèét Tunés
Knóck Ur Dòór

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Just 2 say GÒÒD Night sweet dreams

Gòód ,\ ! /,
Mrng _- O -_
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GòóD Mórning

Zaruri nahi ki insaan sirf AAG se Jale..!!
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Kuch lóg mere best style se bhi jalte hai..!!

Ye messages jis Handsome/beautiful Insan kó milta H
Wo 5 second baad Behósh hò jaata H
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Nahi huye?
Handsome hòte to behòsh hò jate.....pkka.. Mujhe to bòhat mushkil se hòsh aaya tha dost, uff..!!

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OOooo....bahut Sardi hai yaar.....




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