Rahul: mom hum is desh ko kabtak lootenge 
Sonia: Jab tak hai jaan
Rahul: aur isme hummari help kaun karega
Sonia: Son of Sardar
Boy:kya tum mere sath dance karogi
girl:m bache ke sath nahi nachti
boy:i am sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pragnent ho
Ye jo larkiyo k baal hote hain,
ladko k fasane k jaal hote hain,
khoon chus leti hain ladko ka,
tabhi to in k hoth laal hote hain.
Boy:-kal se Hum kahi Aur Milnge...
Girl:-who kyun??
Boy:-Bade Kamine Hai teri Gali ke Bacche....
Gal:-kya Hua??
Boy:-Kutte Piche Laga kar kehte hai..
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JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA...!!!
Sahab: Tum bathroom main ghun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
Naukar: Sahab galatee ho gaye,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain
Pati: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua
Hai.
Patni: Woh Kya?
Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
1 Ladki Ki T-shirt Ke Right Par, 'C' Likha 
Tha Aur Left Hand Par 'L' Likha Tha...!!!
Pappu K Kuchh Samajh Me Nhi Aaya.
Usse Jab Rha Nhi Gya To Usne Puchha:
Iska Matlab Kya Hai...!!!
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Ladki : Dhyan Se Dekh
Pappu,"COOL" Dikhega...!!!
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the…
Sardar To naukar: Ped ko pani dal.
Naukar: Barish aah raha hai saab ….
Sardar: Abe budhu, chhatri pakadke dal na…
Doctor:-"Bacche ko pani pilane se pehle use ubaal
lena chahiye".
Sardar:"Woh to theek hai par ubalne se baccha mar to nahi jayega na..!!
Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe The 1 Pagal Chupchaup
Soya Tha.
Doctor Ne Pucha - Tum Q Shanti Se Soye Ho?
Pagal - Bewakuf, Mai Mar Chuka Hu Isliye To Sab Ro Rhe Hai
mast joke-
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Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karoge..??
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Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir
shadi karne ki kya zaroorat
hai...!
Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya
wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur
jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss
gaal pe!
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Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo
Miss: Kyu ??
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Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad hai..!
Pappu Rock...Miss shock!!
1Glass pani lo
usme Neem ki Patti dalo,
2 ghnte K liye rkhdo,
Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo....
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jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye
Fir jokes kr dena
Height Of Stupidity
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Boy:"kya Tum Facebook,
Use Karti Ho..??
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Girl: Nahi Mai Bachpan Se Hi Gori Hu....$ latest jokes $
Ek Shaadi mein
ek Sardar
cycle ki break haath mein lekar
naach raha
tha...
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Ek ne pucha-Ye kya kar rahe ho
Sardar
Ji?
SARDAR- Oye!
Break dance..
Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli-
Aaj kuch Aisa Karo K Mere
Paseene Choot Jaaye...
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Husband Utha Aur
Fan Band Karke So Gaya!!
Wife : Tum Sari Duniya Me B Dhundo
To Mujh Jesi Dusri Nhi Mile Gi
Hasband : Mera Dimagh Khrab He
Jo Me Dusri B Tum Jesi Dhundunga.
