Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class
hogi, kya karun?
. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye 
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student
wrote "www.facebook.com"!
How do u know when kids start to grow up? 
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start
to wipe it off!
Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal
dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to
bachha he ji
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my jokes Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to
be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference
Funny jokes for facebook-
Arz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...
Hi dear readers here are Desi Comics - Your daily dose of desi laughter tarka of latest funny jokes collection. Have happy reading...
Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??
Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
Ladka : hahahaha
Bus kar pagli Rulayegi kya. 
Aaj bhi hamre desh me
Tu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa
Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hain
Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate H
Ladkiyi bhi azeeb hoti hai
tayaar hone ke liye Beauty Parlour jaati hai
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Parlour ke liye bhi tayaar hoti H
Boy : I am in love with you totallllllllllllllllllYYYYYYY.
Girl : Tu totla! Tela baap totla!
