~ cute jokes hindi ~
    
    Bal ganesh: ae babuji tore kandha pe chadhab
    
    Shiv bhagvan: naahi beta..
    
    Bal ganesh: please babuji 
    
    Shiv bhagvan: Baklol hauwe ka be sapwa kat lei. 
 
    cute jokes for gf 
Aap ki muskurahat roj ho.
    Kabhi chehra cool to kabhi red rose ho.
    100% khushi to
    100% moaj ho.
    Bas aise hi aapka din rat har roj ho. ![]()
;~.~; cute jokes for girlfriend in hindi ;~.~;
    
    "LIPS" mirchi ki tarah,
    
    "GAAL" tamatar ki tarh,
    
    "Eyes" matar ki tarah,
    
    "FACE" kaddu ki tarah,
    Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah. ![]()
;~.~; love cute jokes in hindi ;~.~;
    
    Jaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho,
    Sundar aur behad khubsurat ho,
    Achchha pyar to wahi hota h
    jo tab aapke sath ho jab Apko uski zarurat ho...
    
    LOVE IS LIFE
 ;~.~; love cute jokes in hindi ;~.~;
    
    AAPKI Dosti Me Kuch Aisi Bat Hai, ![]()
    Har Waqt aapki Yaad
    Mere Sath Hai.
    Dil Chahta Hai aapko aapse Chura Lu,
    Par Mummy Kehti Hai Chori Karna Buri Baat hai.
Dosti? 
    
    1 Pyara sa dil jo kabhi Nafrat nahi karta
    
    1 Smile jo Fiki nhi padti
    
    1 Ehsas jo kabhi Dukh nahi deta
    
    or
    
    1 rishta jo kabhi Khatam nahi hota...
Girl- Nirmal Baba mobile me balance nhi rahta hai. ![]()
    
    Nirmal baba - Boyfrnd h..?
    
    girl - nhi h babaji. Nirml Baba-isiliye kripa ruki huee h..Jao bf bnao..Kripa 
    aani suru ho jayegi........
1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi kar li ![]()
    Murga: Hum mar gye the kya
    Murgi: Me to tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi
    par Mom - dad chahte the ladka Air-Force me ho...A..!!
Accha Dost Zindagi Ko Khubsurat Banata He
    Isiliye Kadar Karo Meri
    Varna Fir Kehte Firoge,
    
    BEHTI HAWA SA THA WO,
    YAAR HAMARA THA WO
    KAHAN GAYA USE DHUNDO.
  
;~.~; cute jokes hindi ;~.~;
    
    Pyar ka matlab ye nhi hota ki apki koi GF ya BF ho.
    
    Pyar ka matlab ye hota hai ki koi special ho jiski aap fikar kare 
    aur jise aapki fikar ho.
Mosam badla garmi ho gyi, apke jokes k bina zindagi tang 
    ho gyi,
    kya apke inbox me jokes ki kami ho gyi, ya fir humara jokes padke bolti band ho 
    gyi...
"Ache Riste K Liye
    Kisi Wade Ki Zarurat Nai Hoti
    Iske Lye
    Sirf do Ache Insano Ki Zarurat Hoti He-
    
    1 meri Tarah
    "SWEET
    
    Or
    
    Ek Aap ki Tarah
    "Cute''
Apki Zindgi me 5 chize kbhi bhi aa skti hai - 
    
    
    
    
    
    'Hum'
    'Hamare call
    'Humara Sms'
    'Humari Yaad'
    Aur
    Aur 'HAMARI YAAD SE APKE FACE PE SMILE'
    Dekho aayi na
Aj Newspapr me pada ki dosto ko Sms Jokeskrne se Dil ki bimari 
    ho skti H.
    
    
    To aaj se BAND!
    
    
    
  
    Kya SMS?
    
    Nhi
    bhai
    
    NEWSPAPER!
    
    Dosti to apni dhinchak rhegi

