Santa to his friend, "I and Banta were stuck on
the escalator for almost 4 hours.
Friend: Why didn't you walk down?
Santa: Because we were going up!...............very funny jokes in english
A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother:
"Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls."
Pappu's mother sent a note back:
"Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
Santa: The mudpack definitely improved my wife's looks
but then...
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: It fell off.................short funny jokes in english
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have
any!...................funny jokes english
A Collgate's reporter comes on Santa's door
Reporter: - Sir kya aapke toothpest me namak hai.. ??
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Santa : chal bhag yaha se.. kal ko puchegi kya
aapke shampoo me garam masala hai.. ??
Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh mein nahi aati..
1) Tum na bahut woh ho.. (Ab pata nahi woh se kya matlab?)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi. (To mujhse umeed kya thi ? kabhi batao
to sahi..) .
3) Tum pahle jaise nahi rahe (To fir main pahle kaisa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi hu. (Sach kya bolu? marna thodi hai.)
5) I am very stupid na.. (Ab haan bol diya to gayi Bhains pani mein.).............husband
wife jokes in hindi 2015
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
HNEY SINGH KA EXAM VERZN..
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor...
Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...... ha ha..
Answer Ye Sachi aj usko batau..
Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau...
Bas paas hone ke liye mai ye answer. likte jau...
Din rat hi mai ye book rat'te jau...
Book aur guide mai dekhu vari vari.
ji krda book fad du main sari......new jokes
Socho agar bhagwan RAM,
Rath ki jagah NANO car me
Baith kar RAWAN se ladte
To rawan kya kahta...
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Chalao na NANO se baan re,
Jaan le lo na R@m re.
Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Kuch sochne ke baad
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Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASHAN CARD chalega ?
A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware,
sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back".
Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!
Hights Of Illiteracy
Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple..
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My Mother said: "Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha"...................funny
jokes english
Patient: I feel so sick I wish I could die.
Doctor: Don't worry. I'll take care of that!..............funny Jokes
in english
You're talking of Twitter and jokes/msg;
Even in my real life, my communication to my wife is limited to 140 characters
only.
5 year old boy: I love you, mummy!
Mummy : My cute little darling!
15 years old boy: I love you, mummy!
Mummy : Just get lost, I am not going to give you even a single penny!
Dear Mom & Dad,
You were also once teenagers. You must realise the importance of freedom &
space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
With Love,
Your Teenage Child
