Sardar 1 kilo jalebi khane k bad bola:
bhaiya, thodi cheeni dio.?
Dukandar: cheeni q?
Srdar: soch raha hu, khane ke bad kuch mitha ho jaye..!!
Life Me Paisa, Pyar, Dost Sub Aate Hain
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LIKE Kar diya karo Warna..??
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Haste Hue Bahut Sharmaoge. .. Or bure bhi lago ge........New latest jokes
tujhe dekha to phir chand ko na dekha maine
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chand kehta hi raha me chand hu
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me chand hu
Faryaad kya kare hum? Aur kaise dard bataye?
Hum jee jaan jise chahe.. Unhe kaise hum rulaye?
AGaR "GaLTi Na HoNe PaR
Bhi Koi AapKo "SoRRiY "KaH De
To "SaMaJ "LeNa Wo "AaPse
JiNDGi BhaR "RishTa" RaKhNa"ChaHTa He."
Aina hai mere samne aakar dekho
khud nazar aaoge ankh milakar dekho
dil apka he jaan bhi de du tum
pr bas mera sath zara dilse nibha k dekho
Na kabi chupaya ki pyar kitna hai
Na kbi bataya k dard kitna hai
1 hume or 1 us khuda ko hai malum
ki aap se mulakat ka intezar kitna hai
Kitni raate beet gai,
kitne din beet gaye,
bus beeta nahi to
yadon ka wo pal,
wo guzra hua kal,
biti nahi to
aankho ki nami aur
aapki kami
Har kisi par itna aitbar mat karo
kisi ki chahat me dil bekar mat karo
ya to hausla rakho dard sahane ka
ya fir kisi se pyaar mat karo
Tum mera aaj ho tum mera kal
Tumhe yaad karte hai har ek pal
Jee nahi pa rahe hai tere-bina hm
Tere-bina reh gaye hai adhure se ham
Being in a relationship is a tough task
Pehle apni GF ko dusro ki nazro se bachao
Fir dusro ki GF ko apni nazro se bachao
its very difficult....
Ladke Sab Se Jyada Confuse Kab Hote Hai?
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Jab Ladkiya Puchhti Hai Ki Mai Kesi Lag Rahi Hu.........New latest jokes
Love Tip:
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"Dont Love"...!!!
Badi muddat se chaha h 2zko,
Badi mushkilo se paya h 2zko,
Bhulane ki soch b nahi sakate,
Kismat ki lakirose churaya h 2zko..
Tumhe Kya
Lagta Hai.? .
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* Mujhe To sardi
Lagti Hai.
Yaad Aye To Ankhe Mat Band Karna.
Mai Sms JokesNa Karu To Gam Na Karna.
Galti Ho Muzse To Muze Maaf Karna.
Par Aap Dosti Ka Ehesas Dil Se Kaam Na Hone Dena.
Aapki Yaad Me Thoda Waqt Bitaya Jaye.
Kyu Na Aapse 1 Yadagar Mulakat Ho Jaye.
Chalo Ek Pyara Sa Msg Hi Bhejde.
Jisse Shor Bhi Na Ho Aur Baat Ho Jaye.
Pyari Dosti
"Zindagi" Hr Pal Khas Nhi Hoti
"Phulo" Ki Khushbo Hamesha Paas Nhi Hoti
Milna Hamari Takdir Me Likha Tha
Warna Itni PYari "Dosti" Itefaq Se Nhi Hoty.
Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge,
Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge,
Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte,
Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge....
SWEET DEMAND-
ßacchi Papa Se Gussa Hokar Ghar K ßahar ßaithi Thi
Maa-Kya Hua?
ßacchi-Aapke Husßand K Saath Meri ßanti Nahi
Mujhe Mera Husßand Chahiye..
Zindagi Ki is Kashmkash Me Waise To
Me b kafi Busy Hu..
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Lekin.
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Waqt Ka Bahana le Kr APNO Ko Bhul
Jana mujhe aaj b Nahi Aata..
What Is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, Mot.
O, Oljhan.
H, Harna.
A, Aansu.
B, Bewafai.
B, Barbadi.
A, Andhera.
T, Tanhai.
SO Friendship Is Always Better Than Love?........New latest jokes
Wo bhi kiya din the;
'MUMMY' ki goad,
aur 'PAPA' k kandhe,
Na padhai ki soch,
Na life k funde,
Na kal ki chinta,
Na future k sapne,
Ab kal ki hai fikar,
Aur adhure hai sapne,
Mud kar dekha to,
bahut door hai apne,
Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gaye,
Kyun hum itne bade ho gaye...
