Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara
deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.........................very funny hindi
jokes
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi mein
shayari of thief:
mobile night plan ne to hme bukha maar diya hai dosto;
jis ghar me chori k liye jao koi na koi ashiq jag rha hota hai...............funny
shayari in hindi
Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
jokes karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.
Bus me bhut bheed thi,
1 aadmi bola-"lagta h bus me janwar bhare h"
Dusre passenger ne kaha-bas 1 gadhe ki kami thi
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Jo ab puri ho gyi..
Modern definition 0f
" best friend "
A person who has most
Numbers 0f
'Likes' n 'comments'
0n your posts 0n
" f a c e b o o k "........................very funny facebook jokes
evry men got 3 RING in LIFE
First the engagement Ring
2nd-The wedding Ring
3rd-The suffering
Film sirf 3 chizo se chalti hai
Entertainment
Entertainment
Or Entertainment
Face book sirf 3 Chizo se chalta hai
Internet
Internet
Or Internet.........................bollywood funny jokes
Mam - agr koi school ke samne bomb rkh deta hai to kya
kroge?
Bacha - 1-2 min dkhenge
Agr koi le jata hai to theek hai,
Warna
Staff room me rkh denge.........................very funny hindi jokes
Boy:tum shaadi ke baad apne lie alag ghar toh nahi mangogi
na?
Girl:nahi, mai aisi ladki nahi, tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena.........................boy
girl funny jokes
Hamain to ‘sms’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘sms’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha...............................very
funny jokes in hindi 2014
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali.......................very funny
jokes in hindi 2014
Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai!!!
Bahaduri kya hai ?
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.
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Der raat daaru pii kr ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
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Or tum bolo - Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..
Ishme se koi ek chiz select karo
1.Hatoda
2.Pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Shoe
7.Rod
8.Danda
aur
apne sor pe zor se maro sayad meri yaad aa jaye.
ek kabutar ne sardar k upar potty kr di...
Santa :- oyee...teri maa na chaddi nahi pehnayi kya???
kabutar:- kamine...tu chaddi pehen kr krta hai kya??
hahaha!!
Yaad aati hai teri jagte-sote
din kat te hai teri khatir rote- rote
kash!tum mere sath yaha hote,
kam se kam mere kuchh kapde to
dhote..!.......................ery funny hindi jokes shayari
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems,He created YOU.
Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila he
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila he
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai………
1st kg kid- teri silet acchhi h...
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2nd kg kid- oye ye i-pad h..!
Santa apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
Banta:
Santa ye kya kr rhe ho?
Santa:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile "dead" ho gya hai
Dil Todne ke liye bus yahi baat Kaafi hai...
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Raat ke 2 baje
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The number you have dialled is busy on another call..
Aap se to? Customer care best hai.
Bcoz,
Daily 4 msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur aap? 1 call nahi? 1 msg nahi?
1miss call nahi? hanso mat. msg kro
2 chuhe bike pe ghum rhe the.
Tabi sher ne lift mangi.
To 1 chuha khada hokar bola-"soch le teri maa fir kahegi ki gundo k sath
ghumne laga hai ajkal."
Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat, Kambakhat aankho se
waar karti hai,
Maine teri wali ke aankho me jhank kar dekha, Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti
hai!!
Pinki- Tmhare Papa kitne saal ke hai!!
Pappu- Jitne saal ka mai hu.
Pinki- Kaise!!
Pappu- Jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
?
Doctor: KUNDI..................funny doctor jokes
Crazy fact:
Usually boys believe in what they see and
Girls believe in what they hear,
That is why ….
Boys lie and girls have make up..!
Mem:Kal Absent Q Tha
Boy:Apke Kehne Par Mai Dirty Picture Dekhne Gya Tha
M:Maine Aisa Kab Kha?
B: Apne To Kha Tha ?
Bachco,VIDYA Me Man Lagao.
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal: Ye kya hai? 1Pagal: Love letter hai yaar
2pagal: Magar ye to khali hai
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai
Maa:Aaj school say itni jaldi aagay? Son:Machar maara to teacher nay chuti day di. Maa:Aisa kiyo? Son:Machar teacher kay gaal par betha tha
Maths teacher asks a boy what are
2,4,10,17?
The boy replies they are
Hbo, zoom, sony and pogo
