5 ladke 1 ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the.... ladki
chilla rahi thi..
kutto
kamino
besharmo
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lado mat sabki baari aayegi................................very funny jokes
for friends
Santa buys a new tempo & paints his wife's name at
the back.
Wife reads it, divorce him because its written: "She for hire fullday
Rs 1000"..
Teacher: sabse zayada izzat kiske paas hai...?
Student: shakti kapoor , prem
chopra , gulshan grover ke paas...
Teacher: vo kaise...?
Student: mam kyuki inhone hi sabse zayada izzat luuti hai.
Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your inner beauty.
So always wear...designer undergarments
Santa on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She
is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking………........very funny
jokes for friends
Income Tax aur Caller Tune me kya similarity hai?
?
?
?
Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai aur maza koi aur leta hai
Girl 1: Main Air Hostess banungi
Girl 2: Main Lawyer banungi
Girl 3: Main Fashion Designer banungi
Yami Gautam: Main Gori Banungi
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man
tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
There are three types of people:
1) positive
2) negative
3) relatives
23 years ago, Pooja Bhatt's movie 'SADAK' was realeased
and now it's her sister Alia Bhatt's 'HIGHWAY'.
Desh ka Vikas to Hua Hai.
Ho Raha Bharat Nirman!
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan kahan se
aaya?
.
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Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar
Maine to uss waqt shirt utari hui thi.
Teacher : ek aisa sentense
batao jis mein urdu , hindi ,
punjabi aur english ka sahi use hua ho
Santa : Ishaq di gali vich no entry
Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai;
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai;
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai!
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Its my HOME
gift 4U
chaho to SALE kar k balance dlwa lo
MAiN road pe reh lunge
mgr TUMHARY jokes/msg k bagher nahe..................very funny jokes for friends
Santa to banta- Mujhe To News Wali girl Se Darr Lagta
Hai.
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Wo Kehti Hai
Jo Sab Chhupate Hai,
Wo Hum Dikhate Hai.
Tauba-Tauba....................most funny jokes for friends in hindi
Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
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Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!....................funny
jokes for friends
Boy dialled his own number from his Girlfriend’s
cell-
to see how his name was saved in her mobile like 'love', 'darling' or 'jaan'.
He was Shocked to see...Recharge Wale
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending
me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!...................facebook funny
jokes
The atm machine jammed
(stopped working)
because of...
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.
An intelligent girl,
put her hair pin in the
machine when option was to.
Enter your pin
