Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho
gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, Pehle date of birth to batao................nice funny jokes
Doctor: Jab chipkali apke kaan me ja rahi he to aap chup
kyo the?
Santa: Pahle chota sa insect gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne
ja rhi he............doctor jokes
Honi ko anhoni kar de, anhoni ko honi
Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno
RAJNI, GHAZANI aur DHONI..............very funny jokes in hindi
Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye he.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam 'Didi' rakh diya he............santa banta funny jokes
Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi: Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise hospital se Sms Jokeskiya
"Tum baap ban gaye ho,"
Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
Santa public toilet gaya aur ek ghante baad nikla.
Bahar baita jamadaar bola: 20rs
Santa: Saale... bathroom me baitha tha koi cyber cafe me nahi
12 Boys planed to propose a girl. 10 came with a rose.
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1? Wo baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
Doctor: Aap ko brain tumour he.
Santa: Oh! that's great!
Doctor: Aap itna khush kyo he?
Santa: Isse yeh sabit hota he ke mere paas brain he
Ques: Cyclone kise kahte hai
Santa- cycle kharidane k liye jo loan lete hai
use cyclone kahte hai
Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi
Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Santa: lara dutta marries ßrian lara and she becomes lara lara
Hmare Dosto Ke DiL Me
Mohbbat Itni He Hmare Liye Ki,
Wo jokes Bhi Krte He Toh,
Doctor Ki Tarah.!
1 jokes Subah.!
1 jokes Sham.!
Baki Sara Din Aaram!..............very funny jokes in hindi
Train Chali, Santa 1Dibbe Me Char Gye
TT Bola: Q Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba H.
Santa: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
Santa: doctor six months pahle mujhe bukhar aaya tha
Dr: To ab kya hua.
Santa: Aap ne nahane ko mana kiya tha
abb Naha lu kaya?............doctor jokes
Banta: Tumne apni wife ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon
di? Woh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: par mai nakali car kaha se leke ata dost?............santa banta funny
jokes
Santa completed his MBBS & did his 1st operation
soon after finishing the patient dead
He prayed: bhagavan mera pehla "gift" swikar karo...............very
funny jokes in hindi
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi
Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete hai, pina vi nahi ata
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
Santa Jalebi bech raha tha magar kah raha tha 'Aalu le
lo aalu'!
Banta: Lekin ye to jalebi hai
Santa: Chup rah na warna makkhiya aa jayengi
Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Santa: I think so, why?
Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji?
Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larki: ap k ghar main MAA , BEHANnai ha?
Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay
Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali
to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi............funny jokes on girls
Baap: Sach bata ye 100 ka note kha se laya?
Beta: Gali me pada mila or agar yaqin na ho to bahar ja ke dekh lo, 1 admi
abhi tak dhund raha he
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye.
Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye.
Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.
