Pati aur patni road par ghoom
rahe the,
patni gadha dekhkar boli.
Apne rishtedar se mil lo ?
Pati: namaste sasurji, kaise ho?.......................best funny jokes hindi
Santa enters shop shouts..
Where is my free gift with this oil.?
Shopkeeper: iske saath koi gift nahi
hai bhai saab..
Sardar: oye, is pe likha hai cholestrol free..!.......................best
funny jokes hindi
Santa aur banta ki kaafi jumm ke thukayi hui.
Par kyun?
Kyun ki dono ek birthday party mein muft ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye aur
puchne pe jawab diya
“hum to ladki walon ki taraf se hain.“
Ek baccha haste hue paida hua.
Nurse ne use gaud mein uthaya: “kyun has rahe ho beta?”
Bacche ne apni muthi kholi aur i-pill ki goli dikhayi aur bola: “don
ko marna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.”
A loose hug says itz ok
Normal hug says- thanks
Tight hug says-i need u!
A more then tight hug says-
Kamina hai, kuch aur hi chahta hai.......................best funny jokes hindi
Nikle hum duniya ki bheed mein to pata chala......
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K har wo shakhs udas hai jis ne monday se phir job pe jana hai............short
funny jokes
Police-aap bahut bahadur hai, apne daaku ko akele hi
bahut mara .
Lady- mujhe kiya pata tha ki wo bechara daaku hai,
Mujhe laga mere pati der se ghar aaye hai................very funny husband
wife jokes
Santa apni saaliyon ke liye
chudiyon lekar gaya..
Saaliyon ne kaha jijaji aap
hi pehna do..
Santa: oye rabba, pehle pata
hota to chaddiyan leke aata..!.....................funny messages for friends
machhar song...Bhige pankh mere ,
pyasa dank mera ,lage amrit sa mujhe khoon tera ,
kabhi mere saat koi rat guzar ,
tujhe subah tk me de duga BUKHAR oh oh.........................comedy shayari
Agr Apki shadi nhi hui to isi saal krlo. Qki next year se Govt. iske liye exam lene ki soch rahi hai. M.E.T (MARRIAGE ELLIGIBILITY TEST)
jo aankhon se hamesha rehte hai door,
.
wah wah...
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jo aankhon se rehte hai hamesha door..
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wo question exam me aate h jaroor..............exam jokes
Chandra gupta to chankya - guru dev,
I want to learn about love, life and other social Interactions.
Chankya - chandra gupta, niyati yahi chahti hai ki
Tum face book join kar lo and you will learn
All these things automatically...............................funny jokes for
friends in hindi
Never Hold U R 'Gases' Inside
They Traval Into U R Body & Into U R Brain Thats Y U Get ShiTTy Ideas!
So Blast Loudly & Live Proudly..........................funny jokes for
friends in hindi
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “possession of good looks” . I m doomed, need some ugly monkey 2 bail me out , where r u?.......................funny jokes for friends in hindi
arz kiya h, mujh ko samajh na aaya aaj tak teacher ka
ye funda ...
wah wah
mujhe bana dete the murga aur
khud copy pe dete the anda.
Boss to secretary: tina, are you free on sunday evening?
Tina: yes, absolutely!
Boss: good, then come early to office on monday morning!.........................boss
secretary jokes
Exams should be given
On mobiles instead of sheets.
You know why .... ?
Because
Today's students have more
Typing speed than writing speed...........very funny exam jokes
teacher-beta TENSE kitne type k hote hai. boy-3 teacher-gud example batao boy-kal apki ladki ko dekha tha. aaj pyar krta hun. kal bhaga k lejaunga.
Pata hai jab ghar se tum
nikalte ho, to ladlkiyan
tumhe hasrat se dekhti
hai, aahen bharti hai aur
sochti hai, kas ek
bhai hamar b aisa hota............................joke collection hindi
Why on every wedding cermony!
Girls sit on left n boys sit on right
According 2 profit n loss accounts!
Income is on right side n expenses r on left side.
Wanted single girl,
Able to cook,
Love and have job,
Must have
House & car.
Plz send picture 0f
House & car
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki jokes factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai........................funny shayari
Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajane se darte hain,
baagon mein phool khilaney se darte hain,
hamari ek pasand se tut jaayeinge hazaaro dil,
tabhi toh hum aaj bhi girlfriend bananey se darte hain…
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota........................joke
collection hindi
Santa: To improve my digestion I drink beer;
For loss of appetite I drink white wine;
For low blood pressure I drink red wine;
When I have cold, I drink whiskey.
Banta: And when do you drink water.
Santa: Thank god, I have never had such a serious illness!
Somwar,
Mangalwar,
Budhwar,
Guruwar,
Shukrawar,
Shaniwar,
Raviwar.
Every Day is a War!
With wife !!
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!...........very funny exam jokes 2014
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!...........very funny exam jokes 2014
