Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love jokes in hindi

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

Wife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?

You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow

Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P

New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say

"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms JokesMe ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
?
?
?
??
?
?
?
?
?
?
Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
.
.
Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............

Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai

ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.