Things to do today:
1. Dig a hole
2. Name it love
3. Watch people fall in love
I Iove your smile becoz
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My favorite colour is 'YELLOW'!........................funny friendship jokes
in english
What's the difference between a Monkey and a Donkey?
A Monkey would save this message and a Donkey would delete this message.
The choice is yours.
Note: Please take it easy, friends. Even I couldn't decide whether to save
it or delete it. So I forwarded it.
Pyaar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki;
apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane ki;
ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki!
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name on the clouds, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
Beauty is not how you look;
It is not how handsome you are;
Beauty is simply about your inner-self.
So you must change your under-garments daily!........................funny
friendship jokes in english
In the morning, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the afternoon, I don't eat because I think of you;
In the evening, I don't eat because I think of you;
At night, I can't sleep because I am hungry!.......................funny friendship
jokes for a girl
What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down.
I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry
up. Sad, there's no one.
Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means.
It means:
K: Koi
I: Intresting
S: SMS
S: Send Karo......................funny friendship jokes for a girl
If you want success in life, try to be
Sweet like Honey;
Fresh like Rose;
Soft like Tissue;
Strong like Rock;
Sure like Death;
And Smart like ME!........................funny friendship jokes in english
Almost 83% of boys failed this test.
Wanna be a genius? Then answer this question:
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What's your girlfriend's name?.................very funny friendship jokes in
english
Life is full of beautiful things:
Soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet
moments and fantastic people like me.
Enjoy it!
Can you read fast in English?
My
A my;
They my;
They they my;
A my they na my;
Compliments,you can be a successful beggar.
Do you know as to why people are jealous of you?
Is it because you're very smart or is it that you're very cute and handsome?
No! It's simply because you've
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a friend like me!
The moment I see you, I feel like giving you a punch
on your mouth with
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my lips - softly and gently as I adore you a lot!
Those who like me, raise your hand...
And those who don't, raise your standards!
Eyes: To look at you;
Hands: To pray for you;
Mind: To care for you;
Heart: To love you and;
Legs: To kick you if you forget me........................funny friendship
jokes for a girl
