Man 2 doctor jokes
A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?
Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee..
The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA?"
Student -"In Swiss Banks"
Girl's status on facebuk:
"feeling sad"
17021 cmments
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Boy's status
"going 2 cmmit suicide"
2 lyks nd 1 cmmnt
"dkh le yr... Ho ske to rhne de"
Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha
Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe
Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera Sms JokesPck Khatm Ho Gya Hai
:: Funny mobile jokes ::
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..
wah-wah.!
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL..
wah-wah.!
Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL..
Ab Bolo WAH-WAH..
:: Funny Mobile Sms Jokes::
SHADI. Long form
S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
I: Imtihaan Shuru
Jiski huyi hai- JHELO
Jiski nahi huyi-Soch Lo..
1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya
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Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?
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_/\_ 170 hone chahiyein na...
Krishna k kadmo pe kadam badate chalo. Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo. Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Pal Beet jayenga aur waqt Guzar jayega
Bas Yaadon Bhara ye safar reh jayega
Na Hum Honge na humari wo baate
Phir bhi aapko tang karne humara Msg zarur Aayega.
Hum aapko bataenge ki aapka aane wala kal kya he
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Wait...
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Searching...
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maine pata laga liya k aapka aane wala kal........
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sunday
Boy Girl Jokes
Girl: Dear Whats the diff btwn personal and secret?
Boy: Dear, u r my lover that is personal. ur sister is also my lover.
That is secret.
A Boy Was Driving A Car, A Girl Was Trying To Overtake
Him .
Boy: Hey Buffalo!
Girl Shouts Back: You Pig, Donkey, Stupid!
Then She Accidents And Hits The Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What Boys Say
JYOTISH:-Tumhari Life me 14 ladkiya aayengi
BOY:-"O-ho,,, kya=mast zindagi hai yaar!"
JYOTISH:-Zyada udo mat...
1=patni=aur 13=betiya hongi,,,
