Santa: Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho?
Santa: Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai;
Koi Aankhon Mein Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai;
Bara Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena;
Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai! ........funny new jokes

Santa: I've just moved into my new flat and directly below me is a police station.
Banta: So how do you handle coming home late at night after drinking so much?
Santa: You don't understand. The police station being below, I'm above the law.

I've been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,
Can u come here n show them its a mistake? — funny new jokes —

Bill Gates Said :-
I Am Not A University Topper,
But Today All University Toppers
Are My Employees.
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Yehi Line
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Bas Yehi Line Mujhe,
Top Karne Se Rok Deti Hai.

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
Jinke paas nahi hai...
Woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
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naughty mind ........ It is.......tooth brush

Ek DOGGY subah se sham tak bhonkta hai latest funny jokes 2013
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Yes Yes just like that keep it up......

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

Im From The Government And Im Here To Help.

Boy: boys r inteligent than girls!
Girl: any proof ?
Boy: you always say inteli-gent
but
you never say inteli-Girl

Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?
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Plz Donate ur eyes

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

Jeeto to his hubby Santa in a very cheerful mood, "Darling, what's the reason that you're clicking a lot of my pictures?"
Santa: I have really developed this new passion for Wild Life photography.

Definition of home:



Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches

What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

Nayi Secretary: Sir, Aap ki Biwi mujy itny shak sey kyun daikhti hai?
Boss: Kyun k tumse pahly woh meri Secretary thi

Santa: I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him.
Banta: You must keep your dog on leash.
Santa: That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.

Roses are red;
Violets are red;
Tulips are red;
Bushes are red;
Trees are red;
Oh teri...
My garden is on fire!

Santa: Wat's ur cars name?
Frnd: I Dont no, But it starts with 'T'
S: Huh ur car starts with 'tea'??
Well our car starts with petrol

Nafrat na karna kabhi humse
hum seh nahi payenge
bus yak baar keh dena jarurat nahi aapki
kasam khuda ki aapko pitne ghar tak chale aayenge..

Ek larka tha dewana sa mobile lekar ghumta tha,
nazre jhukake sarmake, mobile me jane kya dekha karta tha,
kuch karna tha shayad usko, par jane kis se darta tha,
jab bhi mujhse mita tha, yahi pucha karta tha,
ye on kaisa hota hain, aur main yahi kehta tha,
yeh mobile nahi, tv ka remote hain.

Santa & banta pani pine gaye,
glass ulta pada huwa tha.
Banta- iska to muh hi band hai.
Santa- ha yaar!
Niche se bhi tuta hua hai.

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

When a man holds a womans hand
before marriage, its love;

A fter marriage its self defence.

FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised.

ARZ HAI..
SWARG SABKO CAHIYE
PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA,
WAH WAH,
SWARG SABKO CAHIYE
PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA,___exam jokes
TOP SABKO KARNA HAI,
PAR PADNA KOI NAHI CAHTA...
PADHO YAARO..

girl -meri skin soft hai,mai
beautiful b hu, mera rang gora b
hai....
mai sote samay kya lagaun?
doctor -Darwaaje Ki kundi...

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Girls are funny creatures.
They hate it when you ask their age;
But will kill you if you forget their birthday!




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