Rocking PJ..
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...............................new funny jokes

|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"

American: Can U swim?
Indian: No
American: Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims
Indian: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Indian: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.........................funny english jokes

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Man receives telegram:

Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash........................funny english jokes

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh jokes padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar........................short funny jokes

Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.
Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.
Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!
Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

Laloo - Rabri tum meri CHAND ho
Rabri - Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye,
Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai....................................short funny jokes

Ye student ki pehchn hai
Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai
Mshur ye saitan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Padhna ise ata nhi
Clas kbhi jata nhi
Cnten is ki jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Jalson mai sb se age hai
Naron mein sb se agey hain
Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai
Lrkiyo k peche hai pra
Jo larki gusa ho zra
Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai
Ye student ki pehchn hai..




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