A Girl Tells her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?"
Mom: "Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" !
Bahut Sweet hai Woh jise hum chahte h,
Har pl Khuda se usi ko mangte h,
Dil tarasta h use Pane ko,
Kya Aapka dil nhi karta,
"DAIRY-MILK"Khane ko..............................latest funny jokes
collection 2015
Agar aap hmare Msg's se pareshan hai to customer care
me call kr k
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apna No.band krwa lo
kyuki hum to sudharne wale hai nhi...
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai,
jo pehle hum ne na kia ho
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Thora sa Padh le
Kaise Mumkin Tha
Kisi Aur Haqim Se Elaaj Karana..?
AI DOST,
Ishq Ka Rog Tha,
MAMMI ki chappal se Hi Aaram
Aaya
Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho
Thoda wah-wah kro dosto Ye apne type ka h
Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
wah-wah
aur vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho.
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(O_O)
' Hi!!
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Wishing u..
G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
hey, 4 in 1 Sms Jokespack -
Sasta padta hai yaar.................................latest
funny jokes collection 2015
YE PYARA SA GULAB SIRF AaP K Liye..
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ab Iska naam gulab hai to mai kya kru..??
True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?
BOY- Usko Paane Ke Liye Main
Bhagwan Se Bhi Ladd Leta...
Ae DOSTON
Par Fir Socha,
"ExamsS Ka Time Hai.
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nhi..."..............................latest funny
sms collection 2015
Rich man: Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes, 4 bunglow, 3
farmhouse hai.. TUMHARE paas kya hai.?
POOR man- Mere paas Beta hai,
Jiski GirlFriend teri beti hai..
I LOVE U...!!
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These words were said by katrina kaif to me last nite in her house.....But
i rejected..!!
LOL
Apple=Vitamin..
Vitamins=Power. .
Power=Work..
Work=Money..
Money=Girl Friend..
Girl Friend=Tension. .
Tension=Heart Attack..
Heart Attack=Death..
Lo ab khao Apple.. ??
