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Class Ki Har girl 1 Phul Hai,
Usse Chahnaa 1 Bhul Hai,
Jo Inki Soch Main Gull Hai,
Smjho Uski Compartment K Chances Full Hai..new jokes hindi

Mud Mud Kr Naa Dekh Mujhey,
Yu Hanstey Hanstey,
Mere Dost Hain Bade Hoshiyar,
Keh Dengey Bhabhi Namastey..new jokes hindi

Dua H Aapki GIRLFRIEND Ho,
Aap ko Miss Kre,
Muje Kiss Kre,
Aap ko Papppi De,
Muje Jafi De,
Aap Se 1Rar Kre,
Mujse Pyar Kre,
Apke Sath Roy,
Mere Sath Soy

Santa Helmet Pehen Kar Bahar Nikla Tho Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 1000 Rs..santa banta hindi jokes
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehna Tho Hai..
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha HaI…?????

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Santa :- Miss Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Raat Ko Call Kiya Tha,
Miss: Nahi
Santa: Yeh Tho Kamal Ho Gya Hai,
Subha Jab Mein Utha Tho Mere Mobile Par Likha Tha………
Miss Call

Apko Suchit Kiya Jaata Hai Ki,
Apne sone ki Limit Cross Krli H,
Ish Sey Pehley Ki Ghar Vale Laat Mar K Uthayen,
Apne Aap Uth Jaao Alsiyon.......... GooD Moning...

Boss:- YeH Tum Itney Chotey Chotey Kpre Kyon Phnti Ho,
Secretary: Kya Kru Itni Salry Mein Itney Hi Chote Kpre Atey Hein.....Boss

Aap Ke Aahat Sey Yeh Shaam Khubsurt Ho Ga!,
Aap Ki Muskraht Sey roshan F!zza Ho Ga!,
Jb Sey Dekhaa Ha! N!gahon Ney Aapko,
!n N!gahon Ko Mot!yaa B!nd K! Sh!kyat Ho Gy!

Nokrani:
BiBi G,
Apna Suit wapis lelo,
Jb pehnti hun to Apko smjh kr Sahb dheyan hi nhi dete,
Or Kambakht Driver peeche se aa kr lipat jata hai !

Ladki : Humare Prime Minister Evening Mein Ghar Se Kyon Niklte Hain....
Ladka : Bahut Simple, Kyonki Wo P.M Hai A.M Nhi..........

Ladka : Dr. Sahab Mein Aaj 9 Baje Utha Hu, Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Dikat Aa Rhi Hai.
Doctor : Beta Jldi Utha Karo, Kyonki Sari Oxygen Tho Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Leten Hai..........

Har Sawaal Sey Datt Kr Ladnaa,
Fekney Mein Kmi Mat Karnaa,
Maukaa Miley Tho Pichye Bhi Dekhnaa,
Or 1 Baat Yaad Rakhnaa,
Aagey Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhnaa...

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Wo Chum Ley 1 Baar Tho Aati Nhi Nind,
Unki Aawaz Suntae Suntae Raat Jaati Hai Beet,
Ish Liye Kehta Hu Ke Yeh Risk Naa Uthao,
"MORTEIN JALAOO MACHAR BHAGAOO"
:”:”: Good Night :”:”:”:

21 Ko Naraaz Thi, 22 Ko Baraat Thi,
23 Ko Suhagrart Thi,
24 Ko Bear Ki Barsaat Thi,
Ankh Kuli Tho Pataa Chalaa..........

:": Sapno Ki Kaali Raat Thi :":

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Indian Men :-Hay Bhagvan Promotion Karva Dena 101 Rupaye Ka Bhogg Aapke Charno Main Rakh Raha Hun…..
Bhagvan :- Pagal Mrwayega Kya ??

:”:”:”:”:”: ANNA HAZARE :”:”:”:”:”:

Dekh Rhe Hai.........

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Kaanton Bhare Raste Par Kon Aap Ka Saath Degaa :-

1.Mummy,Papa:- Nhi
2.Brother,Sister:- Nhi
3.Husband,Wife:- Nhi
4.Aap Ka Lover,Friend:- Nhi
5.Uncle,Aunty:- Nhi

Sirff Or Sirff Ap ki:-

:”:C H A P A L :”:

1 Din Jab Vo Hamse Mili Tho Boli Kya Hame Yaad krte Ho….?
Ab Unhe Kon Btaaye Ki Yad Karna Itna Aasan Hota Tho,
Ham Apni Class Mein Top Na Kar Letey………

Log kehte Hai Kosis Karte Raho
Har Raste Par Hope Hai,
Ankhe Aaj Bhi Us Kameene Ko Dhundti Hain
Jisne Kaha Tha SCIENCE Le Lo Zabardast Scope Hai.

Devdas Ne Shrab Ke Liye Paro Ko Chod Dia,
Ram Ne Wachan Ke Liye Ghar Chod Dia,


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Aapne Paise Bachane Ke Liye Sms JokesKarna Chod Dia.....

Mare Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aa Gae Hein Baadal
Wah Wah………
Mare Ghar Ki Chhat Par Aa Gae Hein Baadal
Ye Faltu Message Hai Matt Parh Pagal.........




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