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Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
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TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap
thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
Please Read this message. on 1st April
I know u can’t wait,
So,
CONGRATS…….
you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2015
BeautiFool,
WonderFool,
and
ColorFool,
Amongst all Fools,
~~Happy Fools Day~~
If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
baby teeth ?
BOLO...? Socho.. ?
kaya Socha ?
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada
Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada
Agar Aisa sochte Ho to
.
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For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
baby teeth ?
BOLO...? Socho.. ?
kaya Socha ?
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
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