What is Education ?
Education is n oraganised system through which v waste 1 half of our lyf 2
learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our lyf.
I found d perfect example for newton's3rd law
every time i open my book my eyes close automatically. Newton is great
Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-
Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass..............very funny exam shayari
Kahi aisi kitaab mile jispe dil de dete,
Sab ne harama deemag khaya, kisko javaab dete,
Ab to ye syllbus dekh ke lagta he hame k,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete.......................................very
funny exam shayari 2014
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parents Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Krne Wala Kya Jane...
Lyf of the college student
wallet hai paise nhi
lecturer hai attendence nhi
cell hai balance nhi
frnds hai girl friend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
padhna hai mood nhi
Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
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2
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START..
Kya Start?
Kameene Padh Le
Hr Waqt Khelne Ki Padi Rehti Hai.
Exams Ho rahe Hai
Padh, padh kr kya krna
ek din to marna hai,
agar marne k baad dubara zinda Hue To
shuru To nursery se karna hai
Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.
Bt Now They R Called
"Students"
Student Problem
Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai
Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai
Padhe B To Kya Padhe
Hr Page Pe ladhkiyo Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai
Lovely days in my life :
childhood days,
school days
&
collage days,
horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
itne bhrm tute the ik aur bhrm tut gya,
use subject mai pas hue jis ka paper mujh se chooot gaya
Koi kitab aisi milti, jispe dil luta dete har subject
ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, ek mahina aur hota
to duniya hila dete
exams r the part of our daily routine life,
so ghbrane ki baat nhi jo kam aj nahi hua kal sahi
isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,
isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,
cheating krwane se wo fail aur papu pass ho gya
Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye
Na Tarkib Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye
Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Padhai Ne
Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ...
A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well bt a best frnd
is 1 who stands in exam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi hai"
Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year
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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni chahiye?
?
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Santa : pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..
Uski nazar meri taraf thi
meri nazr uski tarf thi
vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi
main us se kuch puchna
chahta tha
dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya...............mast funny exam jokes 2014
Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein
kami na karna,
mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka
paper apna hi samajhna
Aeroplane- write brothers
cycle-macmillan
telephone-grahm bell
telescope-galileo
exams-
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dundho pakad ke marenge.
Todays students thinking
thousands of yesterdays are gone..
Millions of tomorrows will come..
But still a hope…….
Kal se pakka parhenge
Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte
lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte
ae university walopass krna h to kro
fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte
Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.
Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!
Q:wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students
kehte the,aj b kehte hen or qayamat tak kahngay?
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Ans:bus kal se parhai start.
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara
deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai
nadi bhar parh pate hein
balti barh yad rehta hai
chuloo bhar number ate hein
jis mein hum doob jatey hain
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai?
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
A student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
Tail, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction
of icl n t20…
same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every right answer written.
(4) strategic time-out – time for students for discussion.
(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question.
