Sardar sent Sms Jokesto his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss Sms Jokesback: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar jokes 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Jokes on Sardar in Hindi
One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
Santa:Papa aaj meri Girl4nd ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before
i go to office..
& u?
Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..
Enjoy more Desi & Indian Collection Jokes on Sardar
1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green
sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Santa: Will U marry, after I die.
Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die.
Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
SANTA Ur son is Dead.Aftr Hearing Dis Santa
jumps frm 50th floor.
Wen he reachd 35th Flr he think "I dnt hav Son"
20th Floor:
I'm not married
&
3rd Floor:
Shit! I'm BANTA.
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya
hai?
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
Santa traveling in a train gets down in evry station
n buy ticket 4 next station.Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey
