Life m chahe kitne bhi dukh mile,Gum mile,Apne ansu behjane
dena,Unhe mat rokna.Bcoz ruke hue Pani mai
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Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai
Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.
Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .
god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza
he saw them thirsty
created milk
he saw them walking
created car
he saw them without any problems
he created u
ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite
loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega
Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.
Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus..............
Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.
MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye
to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..
zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"
MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!
Teacher 2 student-past, present, future ka 1 example
me deti hu or 1 tum do
Teacher-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rahungi.
Stdnt-apko veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman
Hai Beta.
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.
Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir!
